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geniuswithasmartphone ([personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2015-07-07 05:55 am

Adventuring!, Thursday, Period 3

When the class stepped through the Danger Shop, they'd think they stepped into a...wardrobe mixed with an armory. On hangers and stands were various styles of armor, for both ladies and even a few for guys. Hey, he wasn't going to assume anything about the tastes of his students! The one thing no one would find was stereotypical underwear armor. Hardison didn't have time for all of sexist nonsense. Not in his classroom.

"Welcome back," Hardison greeted when his students entered. He was dressed appropriately. "A'ight, so I probably don't even have to give this lecture, cause either this won't apply to your life or it does an' so you probably already know better'n me, but weird things happen on this island, so I'mma just say this to be clear. This course is based on fantasy media, not fact. Everythin' we learn about, everythin' we cover, it comes from adventures that take place in folks' imaginations. Please don't take anythin' we learn here as anythin' other than fun an' games for summertime."

And that over with, he gestured to the costumes around him. "A'ight, so the adventurin' class we're studyin' today is Fighters. They're pretty much the most basic of all classes; they make up the backbone of most adventurin' parties. Fighters is a pretty broad umbrella term; there are a buncha different varieties of fighters to serve peoples's individual tastes. For the most part, though, they got a few basic things in common. They're usually tanks--that means that they wade in an' do serious damage. They usually ain't the fastest fighters--heavy weapons that do a lot of damage are pretty slow to swing. They also generally wear pretty heavy armor--thick hides, heavy leather, and strong metals, either as chainmail or plate. As a tank, you end up takin' a lot of hits as well an' you need to be able to keep goin' an' not end up skewered, sliced, or scored. A good set of armor can turn a blade an' leave you with bruises insteada stab wounds."

Important life advice, even if a lot of the armor was pretty impractical. Or, it would be if it were anywhere other than the Danger Shop.
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Re: Paladin

[personal profile] justwantedfriends 2015-07-07 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Kira didn't think she was going to be a fighter type, but then she caught sight of the swords and figured she'd give it a try. She had a good sense of right and wrong, as long as no one was trying to convince her to do something wrong.
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Re: Monks

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-07-07 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The monk version seemed to be the closest that these fantasy adventure fighters go to actually fighting naked, so this was where Raven gravitated. Her look quickly ended up stripped down and altered to better match the cotton-and-cloth look, and she attacked the dummy as best she could, trying to copy some of the martial arts moves she'd seen on the internet.

She was going to need a lot more practice before she could really get full ninja, but she was getting close to managing the whole jump-up-and-wrap-your-thighs-around-the-guy's-head-to-take-him-down thing without smacking her head on the floor!
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Re: Rangers

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-07-07 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Raven had done a bit of archery in gym classes back home, and had picked some up here and there in Fandom as well, so she didn't do too badly with a simple short bow in class. She liked the crossbow better, though. Like a gun only more interesting to look at!

"Do we get to practice having animal companions too?" she asked teasingly. "Can I get a big feathery dinosaur companion?"
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Re: Rangers

[personal profile] tigerundercover 2015-07-07 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"A bear!" Raven cheered. "I want a big grizzly with battle scars!"
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Re: Rangers

[personal profile] notamascot 2015-07-08 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, short swords and, well, she had her own daggers. She liked the idea of a Pladin, but she didn't exactly believe in any of the gods. She didn't exactly not believe in them either, but she didn't think that would fly. Monk, well, clearly not that either. Barbarian, no she didn't think so.

She'd have to make do with Ranger, even if too much nature made her a little nervous.