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fandomhigh2015-07-07 05:55 am
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Adventuring!, Thursday, Period 3
When the class stepped through the Danger Shop, they'd think they stepped into a...wardrobe mixed with an armory. On hangers and stands were various styles of armor, for both ladies and even a few for guys. Hey, he wasn't going to assume anything about the tastes of his students! The one thing no one would find was stereotypical underwear armor. Hardison didn't have time for all of sexist nonsense. Not in his classroom.
"Welcome back," Hardison greeted when his students entered. He was dressed appropriately. "A'ight, so I probably don't even have to give this lecture, cause either this won't apply to your life or it does an' so you probably already know better'n me, but weird things happen on this island, so I'mma just say this to be clear. This course is based on fantasy media, not fact. Everythin' we learn about, everythin' we cover, it comes from adventures that take place in folks' imaginations. Please don't take anythin' we learn here as anythin' other than fun an' games for summertime."
And that over with, he gestured to the costumes around him. "A'ight, so the adventurin' class we're studyin' today is Fighters. They're pretty much the most basic of all classes; they make up the backbone of most adventurin' parties. Fighters is a pretty broad umbrella term; there are a buncha different varieties of fighters to serve peoples's individual tastes. For the most part, though, they got a few basic things in common. They're usually tanks--that means that they wade in an' do serious damage. They usually ain't the fastest fighters--heavy weapons that do a lot of damage are pretty slow to swing. They also generally wear pretty heavy armor--thick hides, heavy leather, and strong metals, either as chainmail or plate. As a tank, you end up takin' a lot of hits as well an' you need to be able to keep goin' an' not end up skewered, sliced, or scored. A good set of armor can turn a blade an' leave you with bruises insteada stab wounds."
Important life advice, even if a lot of the armor was pretty impractical. Or, it would be if it were anywhere other than the Danger Shop.
"Welcome back," Hardison greeted when his students entered. He was dressed appropriately. "A'ight, so I probably don't even have to give this lecture, cause either this won't apply to your life or it does an' so you probably already know better'n me, but weird things happen on this island, so I'mma just say this to be clear. This course is based on fantasy media, not fact. Everythin' we learn about, everythin' we cover, it comes from adventures that take place in folks' imaginations. Please don't take anythin' we learn here as anythin' other than fun an' games for summertime."
And that over with, he gestured to the costumes around him. "A'ight, so the adventurin' class we're studyin' today is Fighters. They're pretty much the most basic of all classes; they make up the backbone of most adventurin' parties. Fighters is a pretty broad umbrella term; there are a buncha different varieties of fighters to serve peoples's individual tastes. For the most part, though, they got a few basic things in common. They're usually tanks--that means that they wade in an' do serious damage. They usually ain't the fastest fighters--heavy weapons that do a lot of damage are pretty slow to swing. They also generally wear pretty heavy armor--thick hides, heavy leather, and strong metals, either as chainmail or plate. As a tank, you end up takin' a lot of hits as well an' you need to be able to keep goin' an' not end up skewered, sliced, or scored. A good set of armor can turn a blade an' leave you with bruises insteada stab wounds."
Important life advice, even if a lot of the armor was pretty impractical. Or, it would be if it were anywhere other than the Danger Shop.

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She finally settled on a mix of leather and chainmail, with a long leather bodice and skirt over a loose chainmail shirt. She went with a tights look on the bottom, though it was hard to tell, under firm leather gaiters and the length of that split skirt. She topped it all off with leather bracers over her forearms and a piece of metal plate over her right shoulder.
She looked pretty awesome, if she did say so herself, though it all felt a little heavy for real combat.
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Rogues often had them.
"So, in that getup, what would you say your best fightin' style would be?"
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But wherever would you get an icon of JLaw with a bow?!?!"Then I'mma suggest you try out bein' a ranger," Hardison suggested. "I mean, I'mma suggest you try out alla 'em, obviously, but ranger's the only fighter specialty with a bow. Give it a look."
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She left off the jewelry that went with the outfit, though, and wound her braids into a tight bun at the nape of her neck. She might have wanted to look good, but she wasn't stupid enough to give an opponent an easy target to grab.
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elf womanoutfit that seemed to suit her best. She put it on right over her tunic and pants because, no, she was not exposing her marks to anyone, thank you very much.Okay, it might look a bit odd, but that's the way it was.
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"Goin' with some lighter armor then?" he asked. "Not a fan of plate or chain?"
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Well, not if you were as skinny as Kaylin was anyway. A full set might just have toppled her over if she'd tried to fight in it.
"This, well, it could use a bit more protection, but I can run and jump and fight."
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"Alex, right?" he checked. "What've we got here?"