The Art of BS [Thursday, February 12, 2015, 4th period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Thanks for leaving your blanket forts and suff to come to class," Josh said, still in his trenchcoat and scarf with his hands stuffed into his pockets for warmth. (No, he couldn't look more like a Washington yuppie if he'd also been carrying a copy of the Washington Post and bitching about the Metro.) "Hopefully you've all used your smooth moves to get dates to the dance tomorrow. Today we're going to riff off of the old 'this isn't cold. Let me tell you about cold' that people do when it's, frankly, ass cold outside and they're mostly trying to distract themselves from how hard their teeth are chattering."

He stomped his feet to improve circulation. "We'll make this fast, then you all can cut out early and head back to the dorms, okay?"

Comments

Re: Bullshit!

[gavegoodface]

"Cold is skinny dipping on Hoth," face said flatly.

Though where you'd get enough liquid water to do so was a mystery.

Re: Bullshit!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"What's a Hoth?" Josh asked.

Re: Bullshit!

[gavegoodface]

"Ice planet," Face explained. "Professor Skywalker was complaining about it on the radio today."

Was Face feeling somewhat more vindictive about someone from Tattooine being stuck in the snow this week than he might normally have? Yes, yes he was.

Re: Bullshit!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"I don't tend to ask Professor Skywalker anything," Josh admitted. "He looks like he might be able to physically set me on fire with his brain."