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fandomhigh2015-02-05 01:44 pm
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The Art of BS [Thursday, February 5, 2015, 4th period]
"A couple weeks ago, the President of the United States gave a State of the Union address," Josh said. "And every single State of the Union includes the phrase 'the state of our Union is strong,' which is usually a completely bullshit answer. Today I'm going to give you a terrible scenario--your job is going to bullshit your way out of it in a way that would make people applaud you, even if it's only for your complete audacity."
He smiled. "This should be fun."
He smiled. "This should be fun."
Re: Bullshit!
"Well, it's unfortunately falling on me to break this news to you that girls will have to leave the school immediately."
He swallowed and tried to think of some good reasoning for them having to leave.
"But, that's because the school's sending you on an all expenses paid cruise for the duration of the school year! You'll be having much more fun there than you would be here!"
...yep.