http://notasalad.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] notasalad.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2014-09-21 11:34 pm
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How to be a Hired Gun/Mercenary

This week the class was back in the Danger Shop where it looked like it had been turned into some sort of high tech saloon with a Sci-Fi Old West theme.

Hey. It was the way of Jayne's universe. Just roll with it.

"Sometimes when you make a deal you might stretch the truth a little," Jayne said leaning against the bar. "The difference being the amount of money which can keep you running or leaving you in the middle of a xióngmāo xiǎobiàn hú xíngxīng."1

He pointed to a crate sitting in the middle of the room. "That there cargo is enough foodstuffs to feed about a hundred settlers for a year. Only catch is that every molecule is marked by the government and therefore illegal to smuggle and resell to the highest bidder. A fact you forgot to mention to your client."

Jayne then pointed at said clients. Who did not fit the space cowboy/high tech Old West theme at all.2

"And they ain't too happy about it. Your assignment is to come up with some fib to smooth it over or-"

"BECOME OUR QUEEN!"

Jayne frowned.

"What they said."

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1 Panda piss pot of a planet.
2 Jayne had trouble creating a new program in the Danger Shop and ended up with a villain from one of Reno's classes. Oops!

Re: Activity

[identity profile] nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com 2014-09-22 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Eleanor glanced back in horror. "Wait, you don't suppose it's sexual, do you?"

Because a world of no.
giveherahand: (neg: you're wrong and i'm telling you so)

Re: Activity

[personal profile] giveherahand 2014-09-22 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Mara made a face. "That could be my roommate rubbing off on me...but I don't see any females."