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fandomhigh2014-09-21 11:34 pm
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How to be a Hired Gun/Mercenary
This week the class was back in the Danger Shop where it looked like it had been turned into some sort of high tech saloon with a Sci-Fi Old West theme.
Hey. It was the way of Jayne's universe. Just roll with it.
"Sometimes when you make a deal you might stretch the truth a little," Jayne said leaning against the bar. "The difference being the amount of money which can keep you running or leaving you in the middle of a xióngmāo xiǎobiàn hú xíngxīng."1
He pointed to a crate sitting in the middle of the room. "That there cargo is enough foodstuffs to feed about a hundred settlers for a year. Only catch is that every molecule is marked by the government and therefore illegal to smuggle and resell to the highest bidder. A fact you forgot to mention to your client."
Jayne then pointed at said clients. Who did not fit the space cowboy/high tech Old West theme at all.2
"And they ain't too happy about it. Your assignment is to come up with some fib to smooth it over or-"
"BECOME OUR QUEEN!"
Jayne frowned.
"What they said."
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1 Panda piss pot of a planet.
2 Jayne had trouble creating a new program in the Danger Shop and ended up with a villain from one of Reno's classes. Oops!
Hey. It was the way of Jayne's universe. Just roll with it.
"Sometimes when you make a deal you might stretch the truth a little," Jayne said leaning against the bar. "The difference being the amount of money which can keep you running or leaving you in the middle of a xióngmāo xiǎobiàn hú xíngxīng."1
He pointed to a crate sitting in the middle of the room. "That there cargo is enough foodstuffs to feed about a hundred settlers for a year. Only catch is that every molecule is marked by the government and therefore illegal to smuggle and resell to the highest bidder. A fact you forgot to mention to your client."
Jayne then pointed at said clients. Who did not fit the space cowboy/high tech Old West theme at all.2
"And they ain't too happy about it. Your assignment is to come up with some fib to smooth it over or-"
"BECOME OUR QUEEN!"
Jayne frowned.
"What they said."
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1 Panda piss pot of a planet.
2 Jayne had trouble creating a new program in the Danger Shop and ended up with a villain from one of Reno's classes. Oops!
Re: Activity
"Whoa! OKAY. Give me the damn squirrels! Like hell I'm taking a cut just because you guys are Legion, here. Full price for one Queen. Seems fair to me, yessir."
My, he looked dashing in that slightly snotty dress, there!
"I hate this fucking class," he mumbled. "This dress is, like, at least four years out of date."