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Detention, Saturday, February 25th 2006

Fraser's standing quietly at the front of the classroom, waiting for those with detention to file in and take their seats.

The names are listed on the board.

Xander Harris
Chloe Sullivan
~~Blair Sandburg~~
Lily Evans

When everyone is seated, Fraser starts speaking. "I'm sure you all know why you've been called here today. Whether it be for misbehavior, disrespect to a teacher, not going to class or, and sorry Mr. Sandburg, being the winner of a very peculiar lottery, you have all earned detention in one way or another. It's an unfortunate circumstance and one I'm sure you do not wish to repeat. We will begin activities shortly, we will break for lunch, and there will be more activites after lunch. If everything is successful, I will dismiss you in the early evening. Any questions?"

[The OCD threads are ~~coming~~ up!]

[Detention is officially over!]

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Xander actually knows this one. Like, way knows this one. From experiences both lucky and un, not to mention the ghosts of random military training he never actually got, still hanging around his head.

He eyes the dummy, and instead of performing CPR, grabs a first aid kit and starts treating the dummy's throat for 'barbecue-fork' wounds. "Ok, what kind of first aid kit doesn't come with Holy Water?"

"The...normal kind?" Fraser walks over to Xander's dummy. "Holy water would help heal this dummy?"

"Nah, but if I'm treating it for vampire bites, it'd tell me whether it was too late before I got within fang-range," Xander answers, indicating the spot on the dummy's neck where he's drawn in some rather messy wounds in red ink. "I wasn't going for quite that graphic, but the pen leaked," he adds apologetically, waving red-stained fingers.

"They look very painful," Fraser says, nodding. "Good outside the box thinking. Taking your own past into consideration as well as the quirks of Fandom is very good to remember whilst doing first aid on an unknown victim."

Xander looks down and hides a grin that he can't quite suppress. "Random note? If there's a chance your CPR patient is a vampire Slayer? Always follow up with a call to your nearest Watchers' Council rep. Saves on stress for everybody, and Flying Spaghetti Monster knows they won't call you to let you know there's an extra chick with superpowers running around who might decide to show up someday and strangle you."

He mentally reviews that statement, and coughs, looking up. "I may've left some parts out in the middle, there." Like the intermediate superpowered chick who'd decided to show up, be cool, and die tragically. Which is probably best skipped, anyway.

Fraser just stares for a moment before coughing. "You have...quite the interesting backstory, Mr. Harris. Why don't you attempt some basic CPR on the victim?"

"Interesting would be one word for it. Other applicable choices at various times would be 'Ack,' 'Oh dear God,' and 'flee.' The flee that's like Lee with an f on the front, not the bitey kind."

Xander wipes excess ~~ink~~ 'blood' off the dummy's throat with his sleeve, since it's the same color anyway and he'd rather not get any more on his hands, then taps the dummy. "Hey buddy, you okay, assuming you're not undead?"

Unsurprisingly, there's no answer, so he tilts the head back to check the airway and listen for breathing. Besides his own.

"Good," Fraser says, coming to stand near his shoulder. "I've seen many a person immediately start CPR without checking for breathing only to find out that CPR is not needed."

"Where I come from, paying attention to whether somebody's breathing is a survival instinct. For you, not them." Constable Fraser, Xander notes, is breathing. Not that he just now became aware of that fact.

"Plus it cuts down on unwanted bitch-slapping from the victim," he adds.

"Bitch...slapping?" Fraser's not sure he's heard that turn of phrase before. "That happens when once is attemping to save a victim?"

"Well, it can happen if they don't actually need CPR, and think you're actually trying to do CPR-like things that are not actually CPR, and they're not into the idea of doing CPR-like things that aren't actually CPR with you."

"That does sound like it would require some kind of force to prevent," Fraser says. "Has this ever happened to you? This bitch slapping?"

Xander coughs. "Not while actually trying to give CPR, but I am not entirely unfamiliar with the experience."

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