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Detention, Saturday, February 25th 2006

Fraser's standing quietly at the front of the classroom, waiting for those with detention to file in and take their seats.

The names are listed on the board.

Xander Harris
Chloe Sullivan
~~Blair Sandburg~~
Lily Evans

When everyone is seated, Fraser starts speaking. "I'm sure you all know why you've been called here today. Whether it be for misbehavior, disrespect to a teacher, not going to class or, and sorry Mr. Sandburg, being the winner of a very peculiar lottery, you have all earned detention in one way or another. It's an unfortunate circumstance and one I'm sure you do not wish to repeat. We will begin activities shortly, we will break for lunch, and there will be more activites after lunch. If everything is successful, I will dismiss you in the early evening. Any questions?"

[The OCD threads are ~~coming~~ up!]

[Detention is officially over!]

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Detention Sign In.

"Since we're all here for the wrong reasons, except you Mr. Sandburg, I feel that a exercise in something right will be beneficial. For this activity, we will learn the very basics in first aid skills."

There are small first aid kits (http://www.applevalleyredcross.org/images/Pillow%20First%20Aid%20Kit.jpg), CPR dummies (http://www.sma.org.sg/pics/cpr_dummies.jpg), and first aid instructions (http://www.safeguardsigns.com/images/bio,fs10.gif) laid out on folding tables for each student.

"Please read the instructions and then please practice on the dummy of your choosing."

"As I'm sure most of you are aware by now, I am from Canada. So, to teach you all a little bit more about myself, I would like you to look the lyrics for O Canada (http://www.pch.gc.ca/progs/cpsc-ccsp/sc-cs/anthem_e.cfm#h2), memorize them and then perform these lyrics for your fellow students and myself."

"Due to the unusual interest in my hat and uniform, I thought I'd have you all do a little more research on the history and the meaning of the attire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Canadian_Mounted_Police#History_of_the_uniform) to be presented to your fellow students and myself. And yes, if you'd like to wear my hat, I will let you."

There's an assortment of food on in the classroom, complete with beverages and desert. Eat, drink and talk quietly.

"Diefenbaker's been slightly bored in Fandom due to the lack of snow and the lack of suspects to chase down on a daily basis. I would like you to try and amuse Diefenbaker. He won't bite nor will he attempt to harm you unless you attempt to harm him first."

"To end the activities for detention, I found the lyrics to a rather quaint song that might be something fun to take end on. In front of you, please find the lyrics to Kumbaya. (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/peter,-paul-&-mary/107820.html) Please, each of you, step forward and we will end this detention as soon as we end this song. Joining hands is optional."

For quiet conversation.

This is bad, bad, bad.

Just in case.

I say extra brownie points to anyone who can do the lyrics in English *and* French, yo ;)

Hee! Extra brownie points it is!

Woo! *fistpump*

*wanders off to work*

"Sometimes I just wanna puke on
Sargeant Preston of the Yukon
Dudley Doright's such a jerk..."

Blair signs in

Blair looked at the CPR dummies and back at Fraser. "Um...if we're here for the right reasons should we do this too?"

"I believe it would be most beneficial," Fraser replies. "You never know when you might need basic first aid skills."

Blair nodded slowly and poked at the dummies with a finger. "They, um, don't have eyes. That's like, really odd."

Fraser peers down at the dummy and nods. "You're correct. I suppose we could draw eyes onto the dummy if that helps you concentrate."

Blair nodded gratefully and dug in his backpack for a pen. "Here, man. You should be the one to give them sight." He handed over several colors ~~except red...cause cylon dummies would be scary~~ to Fraser.

"Very well," Fraser says and takes a blue pen from Blair's selection. Not being an artist makes this task a bit difficult and, as a result, one eye comes out much larger than the other eye.

Fraser frowns and, taking a black pen, draws some eyelashes. So, what we have now is a CPR dummy with one big blue and one smaller blue eye and wavy eyelashes.

"I honestly don't know if I made it better or worse."

Blair took a step back and examined the dummy. "Oh!" He bounced excitedly. "Maybe their eyes are all crazy because they can't breathe! Like all of a sudden the dude stopped breathing and fell over and one eye popped out and...and..." Blair turned a little green and bent down to rummage through his bag.

"Maybe I should just find some sunglasses."

Fraser grimaces too. "I believe sunglasses would be a good idea, yes."

Placing a pair of sunglasses on the dummy without actually looking at it was hard, but Blair nodded. "Okay, better."

He studied the sign (http://depts.washington.edu/learncpr/quickcpr.html) for a moment and repeated the steps over to himself silently before starting. Holding a hand to his ear for a telephone, he mimed calling for help. "Someone isn't breathing, ~~and his eye popped out~~ I'm going to start CPR."

Moving forward he winced a little but blew into the dummies mouth for a second and then widly smacked him on the chest.

"Chest compressions should be slightly gentler," Fraser says. He shows Blair how to interlace his fingers, one palm down with the other hand on top. "Fifteen chest compression. Push down solidly on the victim's chest using your arms. Don't bounce. And do not worry about breaking the victim's ribs. If your hand placement is correct, that will not happen."

Xander signs in, alternating between a nervous grin and just the nervous part.

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Detention, Saturday, February 25th 2006

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Activity 1: First Aid Skills

Activity 2: Canadian National Anthem

Activity 3: The History of the Mountie Uniform

Lunch

Activity 4: Amuse Diefenbaker

Activity 5: Kumbaya

Talking Quietly During Detention

Detention Punishment

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