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Doctoring 101
Sadly for most of the members of the class, Navaan was back at the front of the classroom today, looking much better from her week asleep or whatever. More excitingly, not only was she at the front of the room, but so were heaps of moddable supplies for what looked like a big arts and crafts project. Various kinds of cloth, lots of different sewing supplies, trim of all kinds...
Oh and one other thing bore noting. Navaan was dressed in layers of ragged linen strips, strategically placed around her body. It was incredibly revealing, showing a lot of skin, but fortunately for their wee minds and multiple state and federal statutes, everything that needed to be covered was.
"Hey kids," she said once she realized that they were all present, likely more than a few minutes after the bell rang. "So, you're probably asking yourselves, 'Why is Doctor Navaan dressed as a sexy ghoul? Why are there dried blood stains on that costume? What amazing doctoring lesson does she have planned for us today?'"
No one had been thinking that, Navaan. No one.
"Well, an huge part of doctoring involves finding out secrets. Secrets are super-important to doctors--they're what help us solve mysteries and fight crime. But secrets don't do anyone any good if they're locked up in someone's head and not being shared. So when you're faced with someone who knows more than they're telling, you have to learn what they know. And the best tool in a doctor's bag is: seduction! Who here knows anything about seducing anybody?"
Don't worry, class. She'd wait.
Once it seemed that the class had volunteered anything they were going to, Navaan sighed and continued her lecture. "Okay, so the most important thing about seducing someone is that you can't just give them what they think they want. That's not seduction, it's...I don't know. Romance or something. You need to keep your target intrigued, surprised, and a little afraid." That was surely a reassuring way to look at it! "Once you're dressed in an appropriately sexy costume, you--" She paused to think about it and shook her head. "Nah, I can't even explain that to you lot. Most of you are about as dim as a half-dead firefly, so we're gonna have to do this slow. So, first step of a proper seduction: costumes. Your job today is to come up with seducing costumes. I got plenty of stuff here, so design and make some good seducing costumes. At the end of the class, you can show 'em off and explain how you're gonna seduce someone with that costume."
[Class and bits of lecture taken from Bunting and Seduction. Both comics are NSFW, so be warned.]
Oh and one other thing bore noting. Navaan was dressed in layers of ragged linen strips, strategically placed around her body. It was incredibly revealing, showing a lot of skin, but fortunately for their wee minds and multiple state and federal statutes, everything that needed to be covered was.
"Hey kids," she said once she realized that they were all present, likely more than a few minutes after the bell rang. "So, you're probably asking yourselves, 'Why is Doctor Navaan dressed as a sexy ghoul? Why are there dried blood stains on that costume? What amazing doctoring lesson does she have planned for us today?'"
No one had been thinking that, Navaan. No one.
"Well, an huge part of doctoring involves finding out secrets. Secrets are super-important to doctors--they're what help us solve mysteries and fight crime. But secrets don't do anyone any good if they're locked up in someone's head and not being shared. So when you're faced with someone who knows more than they're telling, you have to learn what they know. And the best tool in a doctor's bag is: seduction! Who here knows anything about seducing anybody?"
Don't worry, class. She'd wait.
Once it seemed that the class had volunteered anything they were going to, Navaan sighed and continued her lecture. "Okay, so the most important thing about seducing someone is that you can't just give them what they think they want. That's not seduction, it's...I don't know. Romance or something. You need to keep your target intrigued, surprised, and a little afraid." That was surely a reassuring way to look at it! "Once you're dressed in an appropriately sexy costume, you--" She paused to think about it and shook her head. "Nah, I can't even explain that to you lot. Most of you are about as dim as a half-dead firefly, so we're gonna have to do this slow. So, first step of a proper seduction: costumes. Your job today is to come up with seducing costumes. I got plenty of stuff here, so design and make some good seducing costumes. At the end of the class, you can show 'em off and explain how you're gonna seduce someone with that costume."
[Class and bits of lecture taken from Bunting and Seduction. Both comics are NSFW, so be warned.]
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