Advanced Film Criticism, Monday, Period 1

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"Hey, congrats, you figured out how to come to the same place two weeks in a row. Now, just so you think you're not going to learn anything in this class besides an appreciation for stupid things, you're getting a pop quiz," James said. "That there's a real old timey popcorn cart. Figure out how to make me some popcorn and then make me some popcorn. The manual's there, and I'm pretty sure everything you need is too. We're starting the movie now, but you don't get to watch until there's a tub of popcorn in these beautiful hands of mine."

"Oh, and today's movie is Bel-Air Yorkshire Terrier, which is terrible, probably offensive to English people, and definitely offensive to my ears. Also, get that popcorn done fast because eventually they try to make one of the girl dogs the 'sexy' girl dog and I want to make sure that stuff's digested before I feel like retching."

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Re: Watch the Movie

[flickofthewrist]

Flick did not want to watch a movie about dogs. He really didn't but apparently that's what he was going to be doing right now. The popcorn didn't even help this movie.