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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2014-05-08 12:23 pm
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Try Not to Die [Thursday, May 8, 2014]

Anakin met the class out in front of the Portalocity office with a cup of coffee and a slightly evil smile on his face.

You should have a bad feeling about that smile, class.

"Welcome to Try Not to Die," he said. "I'm Master Skywalker. This year, instead of exploring this planet, you will be exploring places in my own galaxy."

You lucky, lucky things. "Our first stop is the capital planet of Coruscant," he said. "While it's not the physical center of the galaxy, in every way that counts, it is. Space coordinates have even been shifted so that Coruscant is 0,0,0 and al other areas are based off of it. It has standard air and gravity, and it is home to 1 trillion official permanent members, with various beings coming and going constantly, as well as members of populations who don't especially wished to be counted, so the unofficial number of residents is probably closer to 3 trillion. It is the home to the Jedi Temple--at least in my time, that changes depending on the person from my galaxy you're talking to--the Senate and most major government offices. It is also almost entirely covered in buildings: Coruscant is divided into quadrants and zones, and then each zone has sectors depending on how high into the air it is. The further down you go, the less light you get and the shadier--literally and figuratively--the neighborhood becomes."

Anakin gave them all long looks. "Do not go into the lower levels. There are places that even I couldn't find you in." He pointed to Jessica. "This is Jessica Drew, the TA for the session. She also won't save you if you do something stupid." He slid his hands into the sleeves of his Jedi robes and nodded, satisfied that they understood his degree of seriousness. "I'm going to send you into the more populated, tourist-friendly areas. Follow the instructions, don't get hurt, and I'll see you at the checkpoint at the end."

With that, he stepped out of the way of the portal.

Re: Sign in [5/7]

[identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com 2014-05-08 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Karina Lyle
shippedtomaine: (Uh...what?)

Re: Sign in [5/7]

[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2014-05-08 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Emma Swan
shippedtomaine: (Still not sure wtf happened)

Re: Listen to the lecture [5/7]

[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2014-05-08 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Emma could see so many ways this could go wrong. So many.

Re: Listen to the lecture [5/7]

[identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com 2014-05-08 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
He wasn't, but Karina didn't... actually mind?

Which was kind of sad, really, but she was going to take comfort that this class was exactly what she'd thought it was going to be. Which was why she'd signed up for it in the first place.

She sort of hated that these were the decisions the island was forcing her to make.
shippedtomaine: (I'm the adult I get fries for breakfast)

Re: Road Block!

[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2014-05-08 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
The name made sound disgusting, but Emma had eaten far worse than the stew. Far, far worse.

The yeast was kinda weird though.

Re: Road Block!

[identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com 2014-05-08 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god. She was taking back every nice thing she'd ever thought about Master Skywalker. Which wasn't many things, to be sure, but she was still taking them back.

Karina managed to choke down the bowls of stew while determinedly not thinking about what the hell was in it. (And wondering why they had to have three bowls of it. Ugh.)

It was the beast yeast that tripped her up. She didn't want to eat something she had to chase which meant that it took a good, long while for her to get her ass in gear to put forth the effort.

She promised herself she could go throw up after class.
Edited 2014-05-08 12:17 (UTC)

Re: Detour: Fix Up or Kiss Up

[identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com 2014-05-08 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Karina took the Kiss Up option and was glad she did. No, seriously, she could cope with the strange and frustrating existence that was Jar Jar Binks.

It went much better than the beast yeast issue, all things considered, though it didn't do much to fix up her time, which she knew had to be pretty bad.

But she almost-sort of enjoyed getting to deliver messages to Senators. Karina found the existence of them to be weirdly normal, even if they were all aliens.

Re: Check in

[identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com 2014-05-08 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Karina surveyed the people who'd shown up before her with a vaguely disgusted air.

"Well," she said, "that was about what I expected, really."

Which was both terrible and nice. Her feelings were pretty conflicted on this.
shippedtomaine: (Locker 355...locker...356...)

Re: Detour: Fix Up or Kiss Up

[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2014-05-08 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Very cruel, Anakin, but Emma really only tried to break fix things when she was stressed, so delivering messages it was.

Luckily she managed to find a directory (and someone to help her read it) so she could figure out the best order to deliver things in.
shippedtomaine: (I cannot find my fucks)

Re: Check in

[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2014-05-08 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, where is everyone?" Surely he didn't send them back to Fandom already?

Re: Check in

[identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com 2014-05-08 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"I like the planet just fine," she said, vaguely surprised that he thought that might be the issue. "I don't like chasing my food right before eating it."

Because no.

"And I'm against eating slugs in general."

Because ewwww.

Re: Sign in [5/7]

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-05-08 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Barry Ween

Re: Listen to the lecture [5/7]

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-05-08 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit. Alien worlds?

If there was even so much of a hint of anthropology or cow-tipping aliens Barry was dropping the class.

God damn probes.
shippedtomaine: (Still not sure wtf happened)

Re: Check in

[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2014-05-08 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh," Emma said. She was not expecting that. "Yay?"

Re: Road Block!

[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com 2014-05-08 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Holy shit that's disgusting," Barry said making a face at the food.

And yes he did use a probe first to see if it was safe to eat.

No way he was getting the shits because of a class.

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