How to Make Friends and Influence People [Tuesday, April 22, 2014]

[sith_happened]

If you thought you were getting out of Anakin Kriffing Skywalker's class without an examination, you were sadly, sadly mistaken. "There are four essay questions," he said, passing out the papers, "and then one practical examination question. Please don't hurt yourself too badly. I don't want to have to explain it to your parents, and the paperwork for this sort of thing is completely ridiculous."

He glanced up when he was finished passing everything out. "You have been an adequate group of students when you bother to listen. You will probably not die horribly."

...and thank you, Anakin.

Comments

Re: Question 2

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

I start taking away things from both of them until they either see reason or start agreeing just to spite me. I'm willing to keep it up until either they've both ended up with all of each others' stuff or somebody kicks me out if need be.