Plus We Have a Motorcade [Thursday, April 3, 2014]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"All those in favor of pretending most of this last semester never happened, say 'aye'," Josh said, coming into the classroom. "So ordered. Okay, so when the President goes out, a great easy photo-op is to stop in at a local food place and take a picture with the owner. You can talk about the importance of small business, health insurance, increasing the minimum wage or whatever, plus you get a tasty meal out of it." He clapped his hands together. "So today's very difficult assignment: if you were visiting Washington DC, Chicago, and Austin, what would you order?"

It was possible Josh was just hungry today.

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Re: What food would you ask for?

[fly-so-serious.livejournal.com]

Joker thought about it. "Okay, so, Chicago, you totally have to go for pizza, right? And you have to sit there and pretend that it's better than New York style, even that is so complete bullshit. And... Austin, that's in... California? So... No, okay, got nothin'. Washington... Does Washington even have a cuisine?" He frowned. "Okay, you know what? New plan: Just go to some kind of greasy-spoon diner. Burger and fries, maybe a pot roast, special of the day if you're feeling adventurous."