The Library, February 22

[swerval_zero]

Zero opens the library and heads for her customary station behind the desk. She doesn't seem to have any trashy romance novels about today, so she should be helpful, if you need help. The library is open, people!

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Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Damn straight." Parker started to smirk. "You know, there's nothing to say we can't-- modify the ending. Just a little?" She added, "Oh, and Xander didn't audition. Your good buddy in caffiene, Jake, did it for him. And Xander didn't kiss anyone or make up magic glitter stories a week or so ago. You may want to watch yourself, Miss Co-Director."

Re: Third Period

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Oh, dear," Rory sighed. "I thought the pirate had just gotten to him."

Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"The pirate? What's Barbossa done *now*?" Parker cocked an annoyed eyebrow and added, "Hey, if they're putting a ninja and Steve Austin into this play, the ending should be negotiable too."

Re: Third Period

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"I don't know, I need to talk to Cordy," Rory said, waving a hand. "Barbossa, um, auditioned people. Against their will. Sent in tapes and stuff."

Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Ohhhhh. That explains Vala. And Jack." Parker shook her head. "He is *so* cruising for time in the brig, I swear I don't know why he hasn't been keel-hauled yet. Except no one we know has a boat."

Re: Third Period

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"That creepy guy who calls me Color Becky does," Rory pointed out. "But I don't want to borrow his boat. But yeah, he auditioned a whole bunch of people. Ergo why Anakin, who admittedly is not Mr. Up-With-People, usually, is the Wall."

Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker started laughing. "Oh. My god. You're kidding? You're not kidding. Oh, that's perfect!" She chortled a bit more, then said, "So, are people really stuck in the play, even if they didn't audition? I may reconcile myself to this for the sight of Zero stalking Adama, but I'm not sure anything's going to keep Xander in there short of non-stop detention threats."

Re: Third Period

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"I'll get Xander to stay," Rory promised. "I'll, I dunno, bribe him or something. Oh! That reminds me."

She pulled out her phone. "Wanna see what John got turned into yesterday?"

Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Of course." Parker took the phone, snickering as Rory brought the photo up. "Ha!"

Re: Third Period

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"He was a hat," Rory said helpfully.

Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I heard, but I didn't believe. Ohh, boy. What did he do to deserve this *this* time? Claim to be Skeeter's father? Dance the Macarena? Offer to hook her up with a cabana boy?"

Re: Third Period

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"He didn't really do anything," Rory shrugged. "Which is why he was a hat and not an animal, I think."

Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker's eyes narrowed. "Right." She smirked evilly. "If I weren't already helping Fraiser get this bitch, I'd be coming up with something for her now. When is she on radio again? I think a dedication to the pure true love of family that she and Wilbur have together is in order."

Re: Third Period

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"I think she has Mondays, but it's been all weird lately," Rory said thoughtfully. "And who are you helping? Janet or the Mountie?"

Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Janet. It involved a lot of lying. So no matter what you hear? I don't have a birthmark." Parker looked dreamy for a second. "I'd help Constable Fraser anywhere in any way he wanted, though."

Re: Third Period

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Did you see my article?" Rory asked happily.

Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

If Parker could *squee*, she would. "Yes! Ha! He likes us best, he likes us best!"

Re: Third Period

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"He soooo does. Xander just thinks he was being polite." Rory pouted a little.

Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Xander's delusional." And in denial. "If he was just being polite, he would've said that he didn't have a favorite part of the school, that it's all wonderful, etcetera and la-di-dah. He likes us best!" Parker did a little shimmy with victory arms, and grinned. "Think I can kick his legs out from under him when I graduate?"

Re: Third Period

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

'Kick his legs out...." Rory wondered, and then blushed. "Dirty."

Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"If I do it right, yeah!" Parker grinned. "He wouldn't kiss me when I volunteered after the serenade. I think he's shy. It's adorable. He's my only exception to the Older Man Rule."

Re: Third Period

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"He's forty-five," Rory protested.

Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"He doesn't look it. And Gordon was thirty-five. So what!" Parker sighed happily. "Well, that's a year off. Plent of time to lay the groundwork. So to speak."

Re: Third Period

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory considered this.

"This is true. And I'll be eighteen before you."

Re: Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"HEY!" Parker pointed at her, spluttering. "No! My idea! No stealing! And besides, you're... benched. No playing tonsil hockey with Mountie!"