How To Steal A Princess - 4th Period, Friday

[icebabytoocold.livejournal.com]

If the classroom felt colder than usual today, well, you'd be correct. Congratulations, you win absolutely nothing at all. Other than the satisfaction of being right. Which, let's be honest, isn't much of a prize at all.

Sorry.

"I---" There was a pause that went on a little too long to really be dramatic. Even though drama was the plan. "--Am the Ice King!"

Be awed by his crown, you little nerds. He had a lot of dramatic swagger to do in order to make Doom and Skywalker seem like small-fries on the crazy scale.

"And this is How to Steal a Princess. At which I'm an expert. And none of you are," he added snidely. "Any of you stolen a princess? I didn't think so."

A little penguin waddled out with a sheet of paper resting on it's head for him, standing patiently until he noticed it. "Oh, thank you, Gunter. This is Gunter. He will be the TA because none of you can be trusted to not narc on me to the heroes on island. Yeah, I'm talking to you in the back."

Distinct possibility that there was no one in the back.

"We're going to see who you people are and why you want to steal a princess. Because not just any schlub can do it. You need to be able to romance that fine filly. Otherwise, the stealing is completely pointless."

Case in point: Ice King was princess-less.

Comments

Re: Introduce Yourselves

[icebabytoocold.livejournal.com]

It was full of secrets.

"You've lost me." Why wouldn't you?

Re: Introduce Yourselves

[shippedtomaine]

That's why it was so big long and flowing.

"Well, what are you going to do once you've stolen one?" Emma asked. "You can't fence them."

Re: Introduce Yourselves

[icebabytoocold.livejournal.com]

"Well, you marry them." A beat. "Or whatever if you're not into being tied down."

Re: Introduce Yourselves

[shippedtomaine]

"Here's the thing," Emma said. "I don't think a princess who you've stolen is going to want to marry you."

She wouldn't.

Re: Introduce Yourselves

[icebabytoocold.livejournal.com]

"They might!" They so didn't.

Re: Introduce Yourselves

[shippedtomaine]

"I don't think that'd happen."

At least one out of two princesses in this class disagreed with you, Ice King.

Re: Introduce Yourselves

[icebabytoocold.livejournal.com]

You weren't even that pretty, Fairytale Princess!

"They will once I make my smooth moves."

Re: Introduce Yourselves

[shippedtomaine]

She was the prettiest he was going to meet any time soon. Sorry, Sia.

"Like kidnapping them?"