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fandomhigh2013-05-21 03:53 am
solo_sword) wrote in fandomhigh2013-05-21 03:53 am
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Hitting Things 101- Tuesday- 4th period
When the students got to the Danger Shop today, they'd find something that looked a lot like something out of an amusement park. Classes at Fandom High were tough, yes.
"Well, I said you'd get to hit a variety of different things," Jaina began. "This week, you're going to hit each other with cars. In case you're not from somewhere that has these, these are bumper cars. They're simplified versions of real cars, where you can go forward and reverse, and the bumper means you can slam into each other without causing any actual damage. Okay, your neck might hurt a little after." Obviously she thought you just had to deal with that. "That's what you're doing today. Get in a car, and hit all the other cars you want. And, uh, don't do this in real cars, okay? I refuse to get blamed for something that dumb."
"Well, I said you'd get to hit a variety of different things," Jaina began. "This week, you're going to hit each other with cars. In case you're not from somewhere that has these, these are bumper cars. They're simplified versions of real cars, where you can go forward and reverse, and the bumper means you can slam into each other without causing any actual damage. Okay, your neck might hurt a little after." Obviously she thought you just had to deal with that. "That's what you're doing today. Get in a car, and hit all the other cars you want. And, uh, don't do this in real cars, okay? I refuse to get blamed for something that dumb."
Re: Bumper cars!
...And that was before the accelerator on his car starting sticking.
Watch out, class. Cade's out for blood today.