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Detention, the Danger Shop, Saturday

It'd taken some reshuffling of schedules to get the Danger Shop at all - or plan a detention, for that matter. Still, Kaidan had gotten it eventually.

He'd always figured regular school detention (not brain camp detention) was a lot more writing of lines and sitting quietly in a room, but the people at the office had quickly disabused him of the notion. Most detention-givers at this school were apparently quote-unquote creative. Kaidan wasn't sure if he could live up to that, exactly, but he could definitely use one or two things he'd learned in bootcamp around here.

Which meant, sorry, Cade and Sparkle, you were going to arrive to a room set up as a military obstacle course. Arranged in a circle. Oh dear.

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Not quite as high as it would be for a regular obstacle course, because Kaidan was a nice guy, but you're still going to have to pull yourself up and climb over this bar.

"Crap."

Okay, he could get over this. He totally could. Right? It was just a bar, for crying out loud. Just a thing to get himself over, and it was kinda low.

It took him a few fumbles all the same before he figured out the knack of getting over this, and by then he was huffing a little, since he'd fucked up and had to go back and do the low jumps again.

"Totally crap," Cade agreed. He had less trouble on the bar, so he was waiting for Sparkle to come back from hopping (again) before traveling to the next spot.

He was in no real hurry to get to a wall made of logs.

"He wants us to climb. God, why does he want us to climb?"

What did climbing have to do with camel theft?!

"So we can steal climbing things next time?"

Cade was a genius.

"Shit that's way high up?" Sparkle looked thoughtful about that for a second before grinning. "Damn, just imagine all the shit he's training us to get into."

"Things in multiple story buildings," Cade offered. "Monkeys..."

"Oh, god. We totally need to steal a monkey, next."

Learning? What was that?

"Not around Alenko or Jaina," Cade decided.

SEE? LEARNING!

"You figure Alenko too? Maybe he's just sore that we named the camel after her and not him..."

IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.

"We can name the monkey after him next time. Monkeys'll be easier to smuggle anyway--probably be able to pass if off as our karking ugly kid."

"And if anyone protests, we can make a big fuss about them not being accepting of our alternative lifestyle and our loving family."

"Exactly."

This was a fool-proof plan, clearly.

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