Detention, the Danger Shop, Saturday

[not_a_whiner]

It'd taken some reshuffling of schedules to get the Danger Shop at all - or plan a detention, for that matter. Still, Kaidan had gotten it eventually.

He'd always figured regular school detention (not brain camp detention) was a lot more writing of lines and sitting quietly in a room, but the people at the office had quickly disabused him of the notion. Most detention-givers at this school were apparently quote-unquote creative. Kaidan wasn't sure if he could live up to that, exactly, but he could definitely use one or two things he'd learned in bootcamp around here.

Which meant, sorry, Cade and Sparkle, you were going to arrive to a room set up as a military obstacle course. Arranged in a circle. Oh dear.

Comments

Re: Obstacle Course - Up and Over Bar

[myownface]

"Oh, god. We totally need to steal a monkey, next."

Learning? What was that?

Re: Obstacle Course - Up and Over Bar

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Not around Alenko or Jaina," Cade decided.

SEE? LEARNING!

Re: Obstacle Course - Up and Over Bar

[myownface]

"You figure Alenko too? Maybe he's just sore that we named the camel after her and not him..."

IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.

Re: Obstacle Course - Up and Over Bar

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"We can name the monkey after him next time. Monkeys'll be easier to smuggle anyway--probably be able to pass if off as our karking ugly kid."

Re: Obstacle Course - Up and Over Bar

[myownface]

"And if anyone protests, we can make a big fuss about them not being accepting of our alternative lifestyle and our loving family."

Re: Obstacle Course - Up and Over Bar

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Exactly."

This was a fool-proof plan, clearly.