Friendship 101, Wednesday

[justlurkinghere]

Class today was different from normal. Possibly because they were in an actual, normal classroom. Possibly because of the odd menagerie of animals at the front of the room. A dog that looked like a fluffy cotton ball, a cat in a red hoodie, and an incredibly mellow baby alligator were next to Derek today. Yes, just Derek.

Pinkie Pie was letting him (unwillingly) spread his friendship wings and teach a solo class.

Yeah. This would go well.

Derek glowered at the class when they arrived. Though that might have also just been his normal look, so...

"Today we're learning about how pets can be your friends too," he said dryly. Because this was ridiculous even for his life. "Because." Oh, that was a magically sulky sigh there. "Pets have feelings and don't want to be left out on fun."

No, he didn't believe a word he was saying. But that didn't matter.

"You're going to partner off and decide what pet is best for you," Derek told them. Because this somehow related to the class subject. "Use the ones at the front of the class as examples if you don't know anything about pets."

Yeah, he was just going to ignore the indignant meow of the cat. You learn to deal with it, kitty!Stiles.

Comments

Re: Listen to the 'Lecture'

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I know what money is for, but none of the kittens I've ever had wanted money. They wanted thumbs to open tuna cans," Rilla said.

Re: Listen to the 'Lecture'

[monkeymonkeydie.livejournal.com]

"Pffft, thumbs," Bucky replied derisively. Being a comic strip character as he was, his lack of opposable thumbs had never stopped him from being able to hold things. "You don't need thumbs to open tuna cans. You just need a big enough hammer."