Friendship 101, Wednesday

[justlurkinghere]

Class today was different from normal. Possibly because they were in an actual, normal classroom. Possibly because of the odd menagerie of animals at the front of the room. A dog that looked like a fluffy cotton ball, a cat in a red hoodie, and an incredibly mellow baby alligator were next to Derek today. Yes, just Derek.

Pinkie Pie was letting him (unwillingly) spread his friendship wings and teach a solo class.

Yeah. This would go well.

Derek glowered at the class when they arrived. Though that might have also just been his normal look, so...

"Today we're learning about how pets can be your friends too," he said dryly. Because this was ridiculous even for his life. "Because." Oh, that was a magically sulky sigh there. "Pets have feelings and don't want to be left out on fun."

No, he didn't believe a word he was saying. But that didn't matter.

"You're going to partner off and decide what pet is best for you," Derek told them. Because this somehow related to the class subject. "Use the ones at the front of the class as examples if you don't know anything about pets."

Yeah, he was just going to ignore the indignant meow of the cat. You learn to deal with it, kitty!Stiles.

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Re: Partner Off

[monkeymonkeydie.livejournal.com]

Bucky blinked back. "Man, you are one ugly chihuahua," he muttered. "What, did you wake up on the wrong end of the gene pool this morning?"

Re: Partner Off

[locointhecoco]

Gummy blinked again, then let his mouth hang open, showing off his toothless gums.

Then he tried to bite Bucky's tail.

Re: Partner Off

[monkeymonkeydie.livejournal.com]

Bucky made no move to get away, and instead tried to stare Gummy down. Because THAT was going to work.

"AAAAAAGH! Get him off me! Get him off me! Get him off me!"

Re: Partner Off

[locointhecoco]

Pinkie trotted over to see what all the fuss was about. "Awww," she said, entirely unhelpfully. "He likes you!"

Gummy went for an ear next.

Re: Partner Off

[monkeymonkeydie.livejournal.com]

Bucky unsheathed his claws and started twisting and turning so that he could swipe at Gummy. Despite his flexibility, it didn't work very well. "Your stupid dog is trying to EAT ME!!!" he complained. "It is NOT CUTE!!! I'll sue you for this!!!"

Re: Partner Off

[locointhecoco]

"Oh no," Pinkie said. "My name is Pinkie, not Sue."

There was an actual rimshot.

"And Gummy's not a dog silly, he's a baby alligator!"