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Caroline didn't want to be in charge here today; she'd much rather have been back at the main facility back in Michigan, overseeing her usual round of experiments, but for whatever reason -- and she didn't ask -- Mr. Johnson had asked her to do this. Apparently, he'd left detailed instructions on the mainframe computer in the office she'd been assigned -- which she must have been up all night going over, since she woke up in the office. Not a new occurrence, honestly. (In reality, GLaDOS had just recreated one of Aperture's old test chambers from archived plans and was about to give it a modernized facelift when Fandom's latest quirk had kicked in.)

Well, if it was in the name of science she wouldn't really object, and besides, she knew how lucky she was to get to do as much hands-on work at the labs as she did. Not many 18-year-olds, especially women, got that opportunity. And to be running a pilot project like this, a test run for the program they planned to start now that they'd gotten that big shower-curtain manufacturing deal with Eisenhower's Department of Defense? That was a lot of pressure in itself, which explained the nervous demeanor of the young woman standing by the door in the entry corridor, wearing a crisp white lab coat with the Aperture Science Innovators logo neatly embroidered on the lapel, clipboard gripped tightly in one hand. It was nice to know Mr. Johnson had that much confidence in his fledgling personal assistant, but that only made her more determined to do the job well.

"Hi, everyone," she said, enthusiastically if quietly. (Remember, Caroline, just keep playing along like it's really a class, she reminded herself.) "The usual . . . um, administrator couldn't be here today so Mr. Johnson sent me to cover. It looks like you'll be working with repulsion gel today -- you're familiar with that already, it says, so if you've got your Portable Quantum Tunneling Devices ready?"

She opened the door to the test chamber and gestured for them to step inside.

"Go ahead and begin. I'll be monitoring you from the observation room."

[OOC: Remember, if a future you appears in the post, ~~don't let it do anything before the OCD's done~~ the OCD's done, but don't make eye contact anyway. Time paradoxes are detrimental to science.]

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"You think?" Topher asked, preening. "Thanks! I really want to apply there. Or what's-it-called, the other one." Black Mesa, Topher. AND THAT WAS AN EQUALLY BAD PLAN. "So wait, what's your job? I figured with the lab coat and all..."

Caroline frowned a bit at the mention of Black Mesa, but if she had any biting commentary on the subject she kept it to herself, choosing instead to say, "Black Mesa? You don't want to work for them."

She straightened a bit and smoothed down the lapels of her lab coat so the (very old-fashioned) lab logo was prominently visible, looking quite pleased, and a bit proud. "I'm the personal assistant to the CEO, Mister Cave Johnson. He even lets me handle some of the more important projects." She gestured toward the door with her clipboard. "Like this one."

Oops.

"Branching out into the educational fields is a new thing for us." That was their story, and she was sticking to it,

"Well, their tech isn't as cool," Topher conceded. HE WAS SUCH A NERD. "GLaDOS never mentioned a CEO-- hang on, wait, this is important to you guys?"

Aww, the naive little genius had thought it was just a class.

"We're interested in working with the best and brightest minds at Aperture," Caroline replied immediately, glad she could fall back on standard company talking points for this; it meant less scrambling for things to say. "Why not contribute to making sure those minds have a good academic foundation to start from?"

Never mind that it was ostensibly a gym class. That is not Aperture logic.

"I mean, it seems like PR charity stuff," Topher reasoned. Incorrectly, but, well, that happened. "You know, like splurging AI resources to educate the masses or whatever? And it looks like you guys are all considerate?" He was pretty sure that happened. Maybe. "Oh, wait, are you doing the thing where you act like that's a crazy big deal to seem even more... PR-y?"

Because Cave Johnson did public relations or something.

Ha ha.

"I'm just doing my job," Caroline told him. Her job, which was science. SCIENCE. "PR isn't my department, but that's why we have programs like the Aperture Self-Esteem Fund For Girls. This is a public service."

Lies, of course.

"If you say so," Topher said dubiously, but he didn't care enough to press it. "...Wait, self-esteem? That's the lamest-sounding charity ever."

"Maybe you think so," Caroline replied with a flash of defensiveness, "but you wouldn't be speaking from experience, would you?"

Maybe that hit a little close to home, but then again . . . it did sound pretty dubious.

"Nope, my self-esteem is impeccable." Uh, sometimes. Usually, even. But certainly not always. "What, was the charity your idea or something?"

"It's not mine, it's Mister Johnson's," Caroline said immediately. Actually it was highly likely he'd stolen it from someone else, but she was loyal enough not to say so. "He likes being innovative in a lot of different fields."

Yes, that was what they were calling it.

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