Model United Nations, Wednesday, period 1

[locointhecoco]

"Welcome back, everypony! I hope you all had a great -- and cooperative -- week! This week, I thought we'd start right off with everypony talking about some of the friends your nation has. Equestria has lots and lots and lots of friends! Sure, sometimes we get attacked by Cerberus*, but he's usually just a little lost from the entrance to the underworld and needs to be led back home -- and then we get to count him as a friend, too! Isn't friendship great?"

Y'all'd better agree on that one. It was possibly going to count for 98% of your grade.

"I don't have a crisis for you guys to solve today. Instead, we're going to watch a great movie about international cooperation! Enjoy!"

* No really, this is canon.

Comments

Sign in [10/3]

[locointhecoco]

Like Will Smith just punched an alien in the face.

Re: Sign in [10/3]

[nomoresportscars]

Jackson Whittemore

Re: Sign in [10/3]

[trickydemigod.livejournal.com]

Luke Castellan

Re: Sign in [10/3]

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Rilla Blythe

Re: Sign in [10/3]

[new-it-girl.livejournal.com]

Hanna Marin

Re: Sign in [10/3]

[serial-quitter.livejournal.com]

Ryan Clark

Re: Sign in [10/3]

[selfhelphero]

Billy Kaplan

Re: Sign in [10/3]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi

Re: Sign in [10/3]

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

Richie Ryan

Re: Sign in [10/3]

[squire-hand.livejournal.com]

James of Krondor

Re: Sign in [10/3]

[wasthecuteone]

Petra West

Nation Facts! [10/3]

[locointhecoco]

Who are some of your nation's friends?

Re: Nation Facts! [10/3]

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"Canada's very friendly!" Rilla proclaimed. "Everyone likes us, except, perhaps, Germany at the moment..."

Re: Nation Facts! [10/3]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Inebriation is universally loved. Also, universally disrespected. Like some geniuses didn't write or invent their best work while drunk. We deserve a little more credit for the great ideas that happen at 3AM."

Movie time [10/3]

[locointhecoco]

It's a touching story about how the whole world agrees to work together and follow the United States president solve a global problem with a speech and a faulty operating system teamwork.

Re: Movie time [10/3]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi threw popcorn every time Jeff Goldblum tried to remind people he wasn't an expert. Seriously, who was he kidding? This was just Step One on his plan to take over the world.

Talk to Pinkie or Ryan [10/3]

[locointhecoco]

Pinkie really needs to learn to start pre-screening these movies.

At least it's entertaining! She's not sure why they're working out their differences with the aliens using the power of explosions instead of the power of friendship, but to each their own. . . .

Re: Talk to Pinkie or Ryan [10/3]

[serial-quitter.livejournal.com]

Ryan was there, although she was not entirely paying attention to the movie. She had unpleasant memories of seeing it before on a date with a boy that she'd like to forget.

OOC [10/3]

[locointhecoco]

I really gotta get better about remembering to post the night before, again.

Re: OOC [10/3]

[dollpocalypse]

Basically I read that as being Cerberus the terrorist organization from Mass Effect (I'm really, really tired, okay) and it led for a lot of hilarious visuals. PINKIE PIE TAKING ON MARTIN SHEEN. THAT IS JUST WHAT MASS EFFECT IS MISSING.

Re: OOC [10/3]

[locointhecoco]

I feel like that has to have happened somewhere on the internet, already. Though it might be more likely to be Twilight Sparkle, since she's, you know, actually the one who faced off against Cerberus. . . .