Model United Nations, Wednesday, period 1

[locointhecoco]

"Welcome back, everypony! I hope you all had a great -- and cooperative -- week! This week, I thought we'd start right off with everypony talking about some of the friends your nation has. Equestria has lots and lots and lots of friends! Sure, sometimes we get attacked by Cerberus*, but he's usually just a little lost from the entrance to the underworld and needs to be led back home -- and then we get to count him as a friend, too! Isn't friendship great?"

Y'all'd better agree on that one. It was possibly going to count for 98% of your grade.

"I don't have a crisis for you guys to solve today. Instead, we're going to watch a great movie about international cooperation! Enjoy!"

* No really, this is canon.