Model United Nations, Wednesday, period 1

[locointhecoco]

Students today would enter into an empty classroom -- well, empty of the pink pony who was usually there to greet them, anyway. Right around the time that they might start discussing the validity of the 15 minute rule*, the door opened and admitted Pinkie, moving at a full gallop and making panicky noises.

"No time to discuss fun nation facts today, everypony!" she cried. "We have a crisis!" She stopped in place, her hooves still wildly moving. "GLOBAL FOOD CRISIS! If we don't solve it today, everypony will starve! And that's not all! Denmark has declared war on Peru, Finland traded away its entire infrastructure in return for lions, and South Africa has claimed dominion over the moon! Or possibly the other way around!

"What do we do, class?" Pinkie sobbed. "What do we do-oo-oo-oo-oo?"

* The theory being that if the teacher hasn't arrived within 15 minutes of the start of class, then it's cancelled and you can all leave

[OCD is up!]

Comments

Sign in [9/26]

[locointhecoco]

Like your teacher is AWOL.

Re: Sign in [9/26]

[nomoresportscars]

Jackson Whittemore

Re: Sign in [9/26]

[serial-quitter.livejournal.com]

Ryan Clark

Re: Sign in [9/26]

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Rilla Blythe

Re: Sign in [9/26]

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

Richie Ryan

Re: Sign in [9/26]

[squire-hand.livejournal.com]

James of KRondor

Re: Sign in [9/26]

[new-it-girl.livejournal.com]

Hanna Marin

Re: Sign in [9/26]

[wasthecuteone]

Petra West

Re: Sign in [9/26]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi

Re: Sign in [9/26]

[selfhelphero]

Billy Kaplan

CRISIS! [9/26]

[locointhecoco]

To recap:
Global food shortages
Denmark at war with Peru
Finland hoarding lions
South Africa-Moon situation

POP QUIZ, HOTSHOTS. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Re: CRISIS! [9/26]

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"Why does Finland have lions?" Rilla asked, looking utterly lost.

Re: CRISIS! [9/26]

[locointhecoco]

Pinkie paused in her panicking to give Rilla a smile. "Because they traded their military and a bunch of other stuff for them," she said.

And then shrieked and started running around the room again.

Re: CRISIS! [9/26]

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

"Can we eat all the lions and alleviate the food crisis a little?" Richie suggested.

Look, going along with the crazy was fun, okay?

Re: CRISIS! [9/26]

[squire-hand.livejournal.com]

"Who represents the moon here?" James asked.

Re: CRISIS! [9/26]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Shoot South Africa first. That moon belongs to the State of Inebriation, always has," Kenzi decided, grinning. "Then have Peru and Denmark duke it out in a food-fight. Whoever loses has to provide food for everyone else."

It could work! Really!

Talk to Pinkie or Ryan [9/26]

[locointhecoco]

Pinkie is still running about in panic mode.

It's fun.

Re: Talk to Pinkie or Ryan [9/26]

[serial-quitter.livejournal.com]

Ryan was there, but she wasn't running around. She could think better when she was calm, plus she couldn't run much without getting short of breath.

OOC [9/26]

[locointhecoco]

Sooooooo I may have spent the weekend mainlining Parks & Rec, yes.

Re: OOC [9/26]

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

I C WHUT YOU DID THAR.

Re: OOC [9/26]

[locointhecoco]

WHO NEEDS A MILITARY WHEN YOU HAVE LIONS?