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fandomhigh2012-09-26 12:32 pm
locointhecoco) wrote in fandomhigh2012-09-26 12:32 pm
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Model United Nations, Wednesday, period 1
Students today would enter into an empty classroom -- well, empty of the pink pony who was usually there to greet them, anyway. Right around the time that they might start discussing the validity of the 15 minute rule*, the door opened and admitted Pinkie, moving at a full gallop and making panicky noises.
"No time to discuss fun nation facts today, everypony!" she cried. "We have a crisis!" She stopped in place, her hooves still wildly moving. "GLOBAL FOOD CRISIS! If we don't solve it today, everypony will starve! And that's not all! Denmark has declared war on Peru, Finland traded away its entire infrastructure in return for lions, and South Africa has claimed dominion over the moon! Or possibly the other way around!
"What do we do, class?" Pinkie sobbed. "What do we do-oo-oo-oo-oo?"
* The theory being that if the teacher hasn't arrived within 15 minutes of the start of class, then it's cancelled and you can all leave
[OCD is up!]
"No time to discuss fun nation facts today, everypony!" she cried. "We have a crisis!" She stopped in place, her hooves still wildly moving. "GLOBAL FOOD CRISIS! If we don't solve it today, everypony will starve! And that's not all! Denmark has declared war on Peru, Finland traded away its entire infrastructure in return for lions, and South Africa has claimed dominion over the moon! Or possibly the other way around!
"What do we do, class?" Pinkie sobbed. "What do we do-oo-oo-oo-oo?"
* The theory being that if the teacher hasn't arrived within 15 minutes of the start of class, then it's cancelled and you can all leave
[OCD is up!]