Philosophy 102- Monday- 1st period- Class #3

[fates_jaye]

"And it's Monday again," Jaye greeted the class once everyone had found their seats in the theater. "And it looks like everyone has their right parts back. Dammit."

She hated missing this stuff, and who could blame her?

"Anyway, we're watching a cinematic classic called Bigfoot this week, starring that guy from that show in the 70's, and that other guy from that show in the 70's. It'll be horrible, but hey, it's probably not the worst thing to happen to you in recent memory, right?" Bright side to everything.

Comments

Re: Watch the movie

[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

Cookies are easy. You're just not trying.

Olive shook her head at him, obviously So Disappointed.

Re: Watch the movie

[pursuedthestars]

Oh yeah? Prove it.

Because cookies were not easy. Not to him, at least.

Re: Watch the movie

[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

You're just trying to trick me into making you cookies.

Your ruse was TRANSPARENT, JAMES. LIKE GLASS.

Re: Watch the movie

[pursuedthestars]

No one said anything about making me cookies. You make so many assumptions about me, Egg. It's honestly making me a little sad.

And he drew a sad face and one single solitary tear.

Re: Watch the movie

[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

You seem really torn up. How can I make it up to you?

So help him if he said 'make me cookies.'

Re: Watch the movie

[pursuedthestars]

Make me cookies.

See, he'd written that and then scratched it out so he was safe from whatever wrath she might bring forth.

Hey, you're the one who said cookies are easy! You should know how to back that statement up!

Re: Watch the movie

[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

I can. Doesn't mean I will for just anyone. Cookies are special, Jimmy.

OH YES. She went there.

Re: Watch the movie

[pursuedthestars]

And I'm not special????

He drew another sad face with even more tears this time.

After all I've done for you!

Yeah! All that stuff!

Re: Watch the movie

[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

All that you've done for me?

Olive drew a mustache on that sad face.

Re: Watch the movie

[pursuedthestars]

I'm glad you see it my way.

He was ignoring that question mark. And he was also drawing some sideburns and a hat on the sad face.

Re: Watch the movie

[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

You are deluded.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand devil horns on the little sad-faced person.

Re: Watch the movie

[pursuedthestars]

Such sweet words from such a sweet, sweet girl.

Jim chuckled and drew an eyepatch on this now really strange looking sad face.

Re: Watch the movie

[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

I'm adorable, yes.

And there was a very happy little wavy-haired stick figure now, a bunch of dots speckling her face. Freckles, obviously.

Re: Watch the movie

[pursuedthestars]

That supposed to be you?

Jim guessed it was, of course. He wasn't an idiot. Very striking resemblance.

Re: Watch the movie

[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

I don't have a red pen for my hair. I thought it looked just like me!!!

Not especially. Well, for a stick figure.

Re: Watch the movie

[pursuedthestars]

Jim put an umbrella in one of stick figure Olive's hands because he couldn't think of anything else to draw.

I think you're a little more curvy than that. Stick figure you would probably put an eye out.

Re: Watch the movie

[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

Olive slanted a look his way, then drew some raindrops so at least the umbrella would make sense.

Clearly you have never been in contact with my elbows. They are dagger-like, James.