Philosophy 102- Monday- 1st period- Class #2

[fates_jaye]

Jaye looked none too pleased to be here at the front of the Danger Shop Theater, and she wasted no time in saying why. "It's bad enough we have to work and be at school on a national holiday, but we have to be at work and school for first period. That's just not right. So tell you what, let's have an easy day and just watch a movie. And then you guys can hit the beach or something. Sound good? Good."

She didn't tell them that the movie was the meta for Jersey Shore Shark Attack, because Jaye was terrible.

Comments

Essays

[fates_jaye]

Yes, you once again have to turn in some BS about what this movie means from a philosophical standpoint, holiday or not.

Re: Essays

[pursuedthestars]

Jim's essay consisted of another picture of Pauly D with gravity defying hair and a really poorly drawn shark above him, mouth wide open like he was about to have a really tan dinner.

I was rooting for the shark in this movie. I think that's the point. This movie proved that even ferocious killers can be sympathetic when they're dealing with someone whose talent seems to be battling the sun for who's more orange.

Re: Essays

[twintuitionist.livejournal.com]

Juliet wrote that the film was about how, if certain people didn't start acting less obnoxious, they probably deserved to get eaten by sharks.

It was not her finest piece of work.

Re: Essays

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave wrote a page about how the shark represented misplaced aggression. After all, did Jersey even have sharks? And the people in the movie clearly represented misspent youth creeping into misspent adulthood. There were some holes in this theory, but that was true of the plot, too.

Re: Essays

[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

Olive wrote about how the shark represented man's constant struggle to maintain an identity in the face of an increasingly-uniform world, as represented by the proliferation of spray tans.

She was beginning to think she was the only one writing real essays.