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fandomhigh2012-08-29 01:55 am
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Model United Nations, Wednesday, period 1
The classroom didn't look like anything really special yet. The chairs were all arranged around in a wide circle, so that everypony could face everypony else, and each desk had a nice little blank name-plate and empty flag holder, all ready for the students to come and fill with their hopes, dreams, names, and knowledge of whatever country they've chosen to represent. Pinkie's desk already had "Pinkie Pie: Equestria" written on the name plate, and a tiny little Equestrian flag flying proudly. She waited patiently -- well, as patient as a manic pink party pony can be anyway, which isn't very -- while the students shuffled in and took their seats.
"Welcome, everypony to Model United Nations, the class all about working together to support each other and to solve the problems of the multiverse! We're going to get started with an easy problem for you, today: we can't start solving the multiverse's problems through teamwork and friendship until we know who everypony is! As the representative of Equestria and the official Grand Poo-Bah of this Model United Nations --" Shut up, the facilitator was TOTALLY the Grand Poo-Bah, "-- I would like to propose that we solve this problem by introducing ourselves and picking which country, nation, or otherwise independently governed geographical or metaphysical region we're representing! All those in favor, say 'yippeee!'"
You'd best yippeee, or this Grand Poo-Bah was going to make an executive order and make you all follow her suggestion, anyway. In the spirit of teamwork and friendship, of course.
"Oooo, and then we can all make flags. I brought crayons and glitter!"
Hopes, dreams, names, knowledge of whatever country they'd chosen to represent, and glitter. These were the foundations of multiverse peace.
"Welcome, everypony to Model United Nations, the class all about working together to support each other and to solve the problems of the multiverse! We're going to get started with an easy problem for you, today: we can't start solving the multiverse's problems through teamwork and friendship until we know who everypony is! As the representative of Equestria and the official Grand Poo-Bah of this Model United Nations --" Shut up, the facilitator was TOTALLY the Grand Poo-Bah, "-- I would like to propose that we solve this problem by introducing ourselves and picking which country, nation, or otherwise independently governed geographical or metaphysical region we're representing! All those in favor, say 'yippeee!'"
You'd best yippeee, or this Grand Poo-Bah was going to make an executive order and make you all follow her suggestion, anyway. In the spirit of teamwork and friendship, of course.
"Oooo, and then we can all make flags. I brought crayons and glitter!"
Hopes, dreams, names, knowledge of whatever country they'd chosen to represent, and glitter. These were the foundations of multiverse peace.

Re: Introduce yourselves [8/29]
Re: Introduce yourselves [8/29]
Something told her that he was maybe not being 100% honest and on the level, here. It was just a sense she got. Not a Pinkie sense, just a regular sense.
"Okey dokey lokey," she said finally. "But if you're not harmonious, then I might have to sanction you."
Sanctioning in this Model UN mostly involved making you sit in the corner quietly for awhile. Time outs were totally the key to international cooperation, yes.
Re: Introduce yourselves [8/29]
He paused thoughtfully, and then pulled out a pad and pencil to write that down. "That's actually not a bad idea. Bottled 'harmony'," he mused, chewing on the eraser. "I wonder how much I could soak a sucker for?"
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