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fandomhigh2012-06-21 10:48 am
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2012-06-21 10:48 am
Childcare for Dummies [Thursday, June 21, 2012]
When the students arrived in the Danger Shop for the last class, their teachers were nowhere to be seen. What *was* to be seen was an elaborate grocery store, carts shaped like cars (and don't think those wheels would point in the same direction the whole time. The teachers are not that nice), and a pair of irritated looking toddlers for each student.
Guess who wanted lunch and a nap. No, not you. The other ones.
Did everyone think that maybe this class would be an easy one since it was the last one? Ha! Your teachers had endless material for this class, kids. Endless.
"The grocery store. Or, as I like to call it, JAN, THAT IS NOT FOR CLIMBING ON," Deadpool informed the class gleefully.
Anakin materialized from behind a precariously stacked sculpture of canned pineapple. "Or 'How Fast Can I Get Out of Here Before Someone Starts Screaming?'"
That screaming person was generally not Juliet.
"Oooo, always a fun game!"
"We've given you a grocery list of fifteen items to find. Get out of the grocery store alive."
That was overdramatic, Anakin.
Or not dramatic enough. Deadpool shrugged at that. "Think if it as a zombie apocalypse movie where you need supplies. And the kid is the zombie. The zombie that has to pee right now."
Guess who wanted lunch and a nap. No, not you. The other ones.
Did everyone think that maybe this class would be an easy one since it was the last one? Ha! Your teachers had endless material for this class, kids. Endless.
"The grocery store. Or, as I like to call it, JAN, THAT IS NOT FOR CLIMBING ON," Deadpool informed the class gleefully.
Anakin materialized from behind a precariously stacked sculpture of canned pineapple. "Or 'How Fast Can I Get Out of Here Before Someone Starts Screaming?'"
That screaming person was generally not Juliet.
"Oooo, always a fun game!"
"We've given you a grocery list of fifteen items to find. Get out of the grocery store alive."
That was overdramatic, Anakin.
Or not dramatic enough. Deadpool shrugged at that. "Think if it as a zombie apocalypse movie where you need supplies. And the kid is the zombie. The zombie that has to pee right now."
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