"Organic Chemistry", Thursday, period 3

[locointhecoco]

Pinkie had been outfitted with an image inducer for the duration of the school board visit, but the students entering the decidedly normal looking science lab today could be reassured that underneath her (still almost painfully cute) human exterior, she was still the same old Pinkie. As evidenced by the fact that she occasionally caught sight of her hand out of the corner of her eye and burst into muted giggles.

"Welcome back, everyp-er, everyone! Today is your final exam in or-gan-ic chem-is-try. That sounds fun, right?"

Buckets.

"So take your seats, and we'll get right to it." She smiled brightly for the sake of any visitors and started passing out little blue test booklets to the gathered students.

[ooc: bear with me whilst I get this OCD sorted, yeah? I'm on a virtual keyboard, here. Yay, thats sorted! Get to it, y'all!]

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Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

She was over in the corner, attempting to look at her nose, and being extremely glad she'd been able to contact Twilight Sparkle in time to finish putting together the exam questions.

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[a-millionaire.livejournal.com]

"Hello, my dear," Thurston said heartily. "I'm Thurston Howell III and I love slowplay!"

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

"Hi!" Pinkie crowed, before she remembered she was supposed to be a serious science teacher. "I do hope you've been very much enjoying you're little visit to our school."

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[a-millionaire.livejournal.com]

"Oh, very much," Thurston said. "We've enjoyed it so much we've decided to move to this lovely island and stay!"

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

Pinkie's image inducer did an excellent job of not translating the pony frisson of fear that ran through Pinkie into anything in her illusory human exterior. "Oh goody! We love new residents!"

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[a-millionaire.livejournal.com]

"I think Mrs. Howell and I will be quite happy here once the rabbit infestation dies down," he said. "Spring, you know."

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

"Oh I know!" Pinkie said, feeling like she was on slightly firmer ground, here. "My friend Fluttershy back home has the worst time rounding up all the bunnies every spring to take a census!"

Because that was totally something humans did, as well as ponies. And Fluttershy was the most normal name ever.

Maybe he'd think she was raised by hippies?

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[a-millionaire.livejournal.com]

A less oblivious person than Thurston would certain be Drawing Some Conclusions and perhaps wondering if her interest in chemistry was due in part to the wonderful drugs she might manufacture for herself.

"A census?" he asked instead. "However do they manage the paperwork?"

He was under the impression that everyone on the island had a rather bizarre sense of humor.

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

"Ooo, I don't know! I bet Twilight Sparkle helps. She's really good at that sort of thing."

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[a-millionaire.livejournal.com]

"Were these friends of yours sorority sisters, by chance?" Thurston wondered.

Lovey's friends had some odd nicknames too.

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

"Oh no," said Pinkie, who didn't entirely understand the question. "They're my very bestest friends in the whole world. My sisters don't even live in Ponyville."

Oh, oops, she wasn't meant to mention ponies, which probably included the names of towns in Equestria. Ah well, maybe he'd think it was a ranching town.

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[a-millionaire.livejournal.com]

"Is that out in Colorado?" he guessed. "I own forty acres there."

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

"Nope," Pinkie said cheerfully. "But wow, that sounds really pretty!"

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[a-millionaire.livejournal.com]

"In downtown Denver," Thurston added. "But I also have a plantation."

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

Pinkie had no idea where that was, so she just smiled and nodded. "Ooo, what do you grow there?"

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[a-millionaire.livejournal.com]

"Sugar and coffee," Thurston said. "In different sections, of course."

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

"Wow! You could make some really tasty cakes out of that!"

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[a-millionaire.livejournal.com]

"I'd never thought of that," Thurston said, chuckling.

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

"Oh, I always think about cakes. I used to work in a bakery back in Ponyville."

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[a-millionaire.livejournal.com]

"What brought you into teaching chemistry instead?" Thurston asked.

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

"Oh! Well, the Princess asked us all to travel and learn more about friendship in other places, and I ended up here in Fandom."

Yep.

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[a-millionaire.livejournal.com]

Riiiight.

"That makes sense," Thurston declared, not exactly sounding convinced.

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

"My friends and I are very close to Princess Celestia." Maybe they could just pretend she was from a small European kingdom.

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[a-millionaire.livejournal.com]

It wasn't like his canon had ever been overly concerned with accuracy, so sure!

"It's always nice to be friends with royalty," he said, feeling on slightly firmer ground here.

Re: Talk to Professor Pie [4/19]

[locointhecoco]

"Oh, do you have a princess friend, too?"