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fandomhigh2012-03-28 11:33 am
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Murdock and Madrox's... Something Clever Here
When the students entered the Danger Shop today they would probably notice that the environment had been transformed into an insane looking obstacle course.
And furthermore they might be confused as to why Jamie is welcoming everyone in class in Japanese. And rather bad Japanese as well since Jamie just told everyone "Hello! Welcome to my pants! Yesterday we will be eating your skills by kissing a water buffalo."
Jeff, who could speak two languages: English, and snippets-of-Welsh, had absolutely no idea what Jamie was saying. He stole a look at Jamie and wondered privately if he'd broken his inner translator again, an idea that left him with great and barely-restrained panic. "We're going to be running a course!" he called, sounding oddly panicked.
Jamie nodded in agreement and then gestured for everyone to don their protective gear and welcomed them all to try and attempt the course with a partner if they so chose while massacring the Japanese language. For anyone who did speak the language they might wonder why Jamie was telling them to wear kumquats and suture themselves to the arms of their fellow students.
"Um," Jeff said, sounding more choked up and panicked by the minute. "Er. Er. You should team up and go on the course! That's what he's saying. Is he actually saying that? Am I just not hearing it properly?!"
Jamie nodded in agreement while telling Jeff and the entire class that monkeys were currently en route to eat their brains in Japanese. Or he was telling everyone to begin since he was blowing a whistle and pointing at the obstacle course.
And furthermore they might be confused as to why Jamie is welcoming everyone in class in Japanese. And rather bad Japanese as well since Jamie just told everyone "Hello! Welcome to my pants! Yesterday we will be eating your skills by kissing a water buffalo."
Jeff, who could speak two languages: English, and snippets-of-Welsh, had absolutely no idea what Jamie was saying. He stole a look at Jamie and wondered privately if he'd broken his inner translator again, an idea that left him with great and barely-restrained panic. "We're going to be running a course!" he called, sounding oddly panicked.
Jamie nodded in agreement and then gestured for everyone to don their protective gear and welcomed them all to try and attempt the course with a partner if they so chose while massacring the Japanese language. For anyone who did speak the language they might wonder why Jamie was telling them to wear kumquats and suture themselves to the arms of their fellow students.
"Um," Jeff said, sounding more choked up and panicked by the minute. "Er. Er. You should team up and go on the course! That's what he's saying. Is he actually saying that? Am I just not hearing it properly?!"
Jamie nodded in agreement while telling Jeff and the entire class that monkeys were currently en route to eat their brains in Japanese. Or he was telling everyone to begin since he was blowing a whistle and pointing at the obstacle course.
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Very strategic, Miles.
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"Fifty," she said.
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"Forty," she offered.
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"Deal," she decided, forking it over.
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"...and don't dunk Dave
if he's hereeither," she added as an afterthought. Because sometimes she was a good person.Re: TA's!
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"I'll make you mac and cheese and bacon?"
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"A full casserole dish of it? Extra bacon? That I don't have to share?"
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Be afraid, anyone trying to get said mac and cheese and bacon. Be very afraid.