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The Continuing Classroom Adventures of Jeff and Jamie
"Good morning class," Jamie said cheerfully as they all filed in. "Today we have a special treat for that goes along with what happened over the weekend. Specifically a part of the female anatomy called... The bosom."
"But what makes for a good bosom?" Jeff said, picking it up easily. "Is it heft? Shape? Cleaaaavage?"
"Does size matter? What about bounce?" Jamie continued. "All important questions. But really the most important question of all-"
And with that Jamie pressed a remote control to reveal the image of two women posing on the movie screen behind them.
"Who had the best pair of boobs: Me or Jeff when we were women?"
"These are the swimsuit pictures," Jeff said, waving at it, "We've also got one with blouses on."
"And in a moment you'll also see a brief clip of each of us running in slow motion while wearing swimsuits," Jamie continued as dupes appeared and began to hand out score cards. "Your assignment today is to evaluate our breasts and determine which of us had the best pair."
Jeff nodded along. "But one rule," he called. "We are keeping this PG-13, so please, from this moment on, you will all refer to them as 'top-stuffers' or 'frontal pillows'."
"Yes, because we certainly don't want to offend anybody," Jamie agreed. "So please use discretion. Now let's begin!"
[OOC: Today's assignment deals with Jeff and Jamie talking about female anatomy and assigning students a task that no teacher in their right minds would ever ever ever assign. Jeff and Jamie are not in their right minds. If we spirits have offended think but this; and all is mended that you have but RP'd here while these visions did appear and this weak and idle theme no more yielding but a dream. Gentles--do not reprehend if you pardon, we will mend. And, as I am an honest Madrox if we have unearned ...Box. Now to scape the serpents tongue. We will make amends ere long else the Jamie a liar call. So--goodnight unto you all. Give me your hands if we be friends. And Jamie shall restore amends.
Also: If you're easily offended by the use of female anatomy in jokes and feel uncomfortable, you may not wish to read.]
"But what makes for a good bosom?" Jeff said, picking it up easily. "Is it heft? Shape? Cleaaaavage?"
"Does size matter? What about bounce?" Jamie continued. "All important questions. But really the most important question of all-"
And with that Jamie pressed a remote control to reveal the image of two women posing on the movie screen behind them.
"Who had the best pair of boobs: Me or Jeff when we were women?"
"These are the swimsuit pictures," Jeff said, waving at it, "We've also got one with blouses on."
"And in a moment you'll also see a brief clip of each of us running in slow motion while wearing swimsuits," Jamie continued as dupes appeared and began to hand out score cards. "Your assignment today is to evaluate our breasts and determine which of us had the best pair."
Jeff nodded along. "But one rule," he called. "We are keeping this PG-13, so please, from this moment on, you will all refer to them as 'top-stuffers' or 'frontal pillows'."
"Yes, because we certainly don't want to offend anybody," Jamie agreed. "So please use discretion. Now let's begin!"
[OOC: Today's assignment deals with Jeff and Jamie talking about female anatomy and assigning students a task that no teacher in their right minds would ever ever ever assign. Jeff and Jamie are not in their right minds. If we spirits have offended think but this; and all is mended that you have but RP'd here while these visions did appear and this weak and idle theme no more yielding but a dream. Gentles--do not reprehend if you pardon, we will mend. And, as I am an honest Madrox if we have unearned ...Box. Now to scape the serpents tongue. We will make amends ere long else the Jamie a liar call. So--goodnight unto you all. Give me your hands if we be friends. And Jamie shall restore amends.
Also: If you're easily offended by the use of female anatomy in jokes and feel uncomfortable, you may not wish to read.]
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Juliet wasn't really that prudish, but the idea of assessing her teachers' breasts had her burying her head in her arms and trying desperately to unsee the footage. There was no way she was doing the assignment.
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squawkedsquawked. "No."Re: Lecture!
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Or, well, it would have been if his pencil hadn't hopped across his desk when he reached for it. Someone's pet pink blob was learning that, while Jim left him behind for classes, he did take his school supplies with him when he left the room.
Morph.
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