Library is Open, Wednesday 2/1

[swerval_zero]

Zero opens the Library and heads back into the stacks, returning a few minutes later with that which she sought: The Amethyst Flower, the sequel to The Jade Flower. Today, there will be silly romance novels, and it will be good.

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Re: First Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Damn, now I want to read it. And I already skimmed that last stupid one, with her parents having sex in a hammock." Parker looked speculative. "I've never tried that, but I'll bet it's still not possible the way they were doing it."

Re: First Period

[swerval_zero]

"Pirates are probably used to hammocks, and then there's ninja balance, but...no. Still no."

Re: First Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker made a face. "Right now I've got bad Miho and Radio Pirate images in my head. Make them go away!"

Re: First Period

[swerval_zero]

Zero removes The Jade Flower from her bookbag and holds it out toward Parker. "Will this help? Or are you going to see them in the starring roles now...oh, God, now I am."

Re: First Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker glared at the book, then suddenly grinned. "Wait, I forgot, she gets pregnant by the end. Now I'm imagining Miho bloated and tiny and pissed-off. That works. Now I can imagine Ziyi Zhang and Russel Crowe."

Re: First Period

[swerval_zero]

"Oh, that's a scary image...but Ziyi Zhang and Russell Crowe is much nicer."

Re: First Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Much." Parker chortled again as she opened up the book. "We can always ask Jaye, later, if Archie knows about the hammock-sex...."

Re: First Period

[swerval_zero]

Zero snickered. "It'll be fun."