ext_251131 ([identity profile] freelancerchick.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-01-28 08:21 pm

Gym, afternoon

The reports coming in from her clone troopers were worrying to say the least. Tex scanned around the gym seeing no one in charge and cursed. Who the hell was in charge at this school? Even Church was better at organising things. Changing the channel to communication systems, she finally found the right wavelength and the P.A. crackled to life.

"... stupid useless... Alright, that's better. Okay, listen up you anklebiters. Town's under attack by some sort of... I can't believe I'm fucking saying this... snow monsters. They got tentacles and you can shoot them but they'll kinda just reform a while later. Yeah, this should be fun. I suggest you all get some weapons and defend yourself. And if I see anyone of you adolescent fucktards heading into town to get in my troopers way I'll rip out your skull."

She turned off the communications and looked around her.

"Right, now what kind of firepower do you guys have here? You better not all be like that Canadian dictionary loving pacifist."

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair stared at Tex worriedly and pointed towards a box of scarves. "Um...wool? Does wool count as a weapon?"

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair looked at the armor covered person and then down at his box of scarves. "Yeah...this is going to go well" he mumbled.

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Pippi's eyes widened when Tex pulled out the M6D.

That looked way better then a flintlock.

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair waved his hands wildly. "No way, man." He flashed a peace symbol and pointed at his hair. "Pacifist hippy kid, you know?"

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair nodded in a dismayed sort of way. "Thanks man, good luck with the gratitious violence."

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Excuse me Miss... Um... Miss?" said Pippi knocking on Tex's arm.

"But I'm comepletely violent... And blood thirsty."


[[ooc: see the look on her face in the avatar? Age that to 14 and that's what you see.

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Pippi agreed to take good care of it and give it back. Then moved on to other topics (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/572373.html?thread=27097301#t27097301).

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Very funny, man." Blair bounced and started asking questions. "Do they have ears? Has anyone even tried to ask them what their demands are? Do you need a scarf?"

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair blinked and folded his arms. "Sure, then I'll find some puppies for you to kick and trees for you to cut down, okay dokey?"

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Block the doors and windows, move people into one central location, boil water, find a fireplace?" Blair bounced. "Any of those useful?"

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair moved off towards the windows, grumbling a little about Native American reparations and social stereotypes.

[identity profile] blackadder-nth.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Edmund had spent an unsatisfactory night in the gym.

Now he was hearing there were monsters?

"I could use a scarf, and I think we... ahem... pacifists should stay together. Safety and people the monsters can eat before me in numbers, right?"

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair smiled and scooted the box closer. "I've got scarves, mittens and lots of socks. Take whatever you need, man. You're not allergic to llama wool, are you?"

"Hopefully we can figure out a way to solve this without bloodshed...or snowshed...or whatever..."

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Before leaving to go check the clinic, Walter grabbed a scarf and wrapped it around his head and neck.

Barefingered in that weather was going to be fun. Not.