School Announcements, 1/23/06

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

Today, the P.A. crackles to life during the sixth period, as to not Joss the security check on CJ because Smith slept in. His presence in this material plane has sadly had him going... native.

"Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends. However, this is not Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, but your daily announcements. They are late today. If you complain about this, someone will not be getting their apple pie.

One, I suggest caution when going out about town. There is a maniacal water balloon fiend on the loose.

Two, you will find that two of our staff, Professors Cregg and the Doctor, have gone under somewhat of a transformation. Given that some our students have spent time as various bits of wildlife and Mister Barbossa may or may not masquerade as a plant, this should not be too much of a shock. Indeed, they might possibly come with that special minty fresh smell, or perhaps the aroma of a brand new car. Please give them the same respect you would according to their usual shape and stature.

Three, today is the last day to add or drop classes. Please get those slips into the office by the end of the day.

Four, my office shall now only be open to visitors Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Other days, meetings may be scheduled by phone.

Five, Misters Elric and Elric will report to detention this weekend. You know why.

Six, I'd like to announce the formation of the school beautification team. Headed by Mister Cole Turner, his minions include the following: Mister Elric, Mister Elric, Miss Longstocking, Mister Dornez, Mister Borkowski, Mister Bernadette, Mister Anderson, and Mister Kennedy.

That is the full depth of announcements for the day. I hope you all are enjoying your daily dose of academic oppression."

Comments

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Who's Cole Turner?"

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*is suddenly afraid of the beautification committee*

[demonbelthazor]

...

[soldtoarmenians]

*Notes in passing that It's National Pie Day today...*

[soldtoarmenians]

*GENERATES A FRAKKING TALKID*

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

((lj hates us doesn't it?))

[soldtoarmenians]

Yes.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

((they are brilliant! I'm guessing the postage to the UK would be at least ten times as much as the badge itself though *considers it though* It'd make a good icon though))

[soldtoarmenians]

{ooc- *nodnodnodnod* Yeah, even at US rates I'm not actually going to order one unless it's with a bunch of stuff at once; it's just not worth the shipping price.}

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"Oh, come on!" Victor moaned at the radio. "That was my first time!"

Oh, well. Now he got to spend more time with Walter, which gave him time to plot a way to get back at the Principal.

"Who's Cole Turner?" he also wondered.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

When Principal Smith finally arrives at his office, there is a box of Hostess cupcakes in the golf cart his inbox.

No doubt surveillance would show Walter dropping them off, but does the esteemed principal care to check?

Later in the day Walter has cause to wonder just what the hell a school beautification team really is.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Edward quietly thanked whatever deities existed that Smith didn't mention why they were in detention.

"What the fuck's the 'school beautification team?"

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

In his office, the Doctor scowls at the PA tannoy. He considers flipping it off, but decides against it. Then he sniffs under his armpits. Definitely not like a new car. More like...deodorant and cedar from the wardrobe room.

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: I just got online...security check! W00T! You rule!]]

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

Alphonse groaned from where he was, but he too was glad the reason wasn't mentioned. He liked living, thanks.