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School Announcements, 1/23/06
Today, the P.A. crackles to life during the sixth period, as to not Joss the security check on CJ because Smith slept in. His presence in this material plane has sadly had him going... native.
"Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends. However, this is not Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, but your daily announcements. They are late today. If you complain about this, someone will not be getting their apple pie.
One, I suggest caution when going out about town. There is a maniacal water balloon fiend on the loose.
Two, you will find that two of our staff, Professors Cregg and the Doctor, have gone under somewhat of a transformation. Given that some our students have spent time as various bits of wildlife and Mister Barbossa may or may not masquerade as a plant, this should not be too much of a shock. Indeed, they might possibly come with that special minty fresh smell, or perhaps the aroma of a brand new car. Please give them the same respect you would according to their usual shape and stature.
Three, today is the last day to add or drop classes. Please get those slips into the office by the end of the day.
Four, my office shall now only be open to visitors Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Other days, meetings may be scheduled by phone.
Five, Misters Elric and Elric will report to detention this weekend. You know why.
Six, I'd like to announce the formation of the school beautification team. Headed by Mister Cole Turner, his minions include the following: Mister Elric, Mister Elric, Miss Longstocking, Mister Dornez, Mister Borkowski, Mister Bernadette, Mister Anderson, and Mister Kennedy.
That is the full depth of announcements for the day. I hope you all are enjoying your daily dose of academic oppression."
"Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends. However, this is not Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, but your daily announcements. They are late today. If you complain about this, someone will not be getting their apple pie.
One, I suggest caution when going out about town. There is a maniacal water balloon fiend on the loose.
Two, you will find that two of our staff, Professors Cregg and the Doctor, have gone under somewhat of a transformation. Given that some our students have spent time as various bits of wildlife and Mister Barbossa may or may not masquerade as a plant, this should not be too much of a shock. Indeed, they might possibly come with that special minty fresh smell, or perhaps the aroma of a brand new car. Please give them the same respect you would according to their usual shape and stature.
Three, today is the last day to add or drop classes. Please get those slips into the office by the end of the day.
Four, my office shall now only be open to visitors Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Other days, meetings may be scheduled by phone.
Five, Misters Elric and Elric will report to detention this weekend. You know why.
Six, I'd like to announce the formation of the school beautification team. Headed by Mister Cole Turner, his minions include the following: Mister Elric, Mister Elric, Miss Longstocking, Mister Dornez, Mister Borkowski, Mister Bernadette, Mister Anders
That is the full depth of announcements for the day. I hope you all are enjoying your daily dose of academic oppression."