The Library Is Open (012/17/06)

[janet_fraiser]

Janet came in at the start of second period and opened up the library.


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[janet_fraiser]

"Of course," said Janet. "We have practically everything, Lee." She looked at him suspicously. "Are these the normal Greek vases or the erotic ones? Because the latter--ah, the books on those are in Special Collections and you need a teacher's note."


OOC: I couldn't resist!

Re: Fourth Period

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"...what?" Lee stammers. "Erotic vases?!!"

Re: Fourth Period

[janet_fraiser]

Janet does not tell Lee that he's adorable when he's flustered. "Didn't you know that there was a lot of Greek erotic art?" she asked.

She actually didn't know anything about Greek art at all, but she was pretty sure she'd heard Daniel expounding on the subject one time or another. Maybe.

Re: Fourth Period

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"No!" he squeaked, unable to fathom old-skool pr0n.

Re: Fourth Period

[janet_fraiser]

Janet nodded. "But all the books on it are in Special Collections." She smiled mischievously sympathetically. "I could come up with a completely nonexistent form letter for you to bring to your teacher, if you'd like."

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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee is hit with a sudden burst of being rather randy curiousity. "You can do that?"

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[janet_fraiser]

"You'd still have to have the teacher sign it," said Janet. Damn. Now she was going to have to come up with a letter. "And you'd have to keep the books in Special Collections. We don't let people check those out."

Oh, well. She'd just type something like, Dear Library Staff: This teenage boy is feeling particularly sexually frustrated. Or confused about his sexuality. Possibly both. Please let him look at the dirty books full of naked people which are disguised as art.

Re: Fourth Period

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee bites his lip. "Let's do it."

Re: Fourth Period

[janet_fraiser]

"Okay, then," said Janet.

She opened up Word and typed out a letter, relieved that the monitor didn't face any of the students. She even underlined Lee's name and the kinds of books he wanted to look at to make it look more like a form letter.

Dear Library Staff:

Lee Adama is feeling particularly sexually frustrated. Or possibly very confused about his sexuality. Probably both, given what we know about the boys at this school. For that reason--and also because he has a class assignment--please let him take a look at the dirty books with pictures of naked people. Particularly naked people on Greek vases doing unmentionable things.

Sincerely,


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[Autolycus]
[History of Art]

She printed it out and pulled it off the printer. Thankfully, that was back against the wall so not letting Lee see the letter wasn't too suspicious-looking. "I'm sealing the envelope in case Cameron or John see you. I don't want them to make fun of you."

Lee was probably going to kill her for this. Which she'd deserve. But they really could use this as a form letter for any of the guys who wanted to get into Special Collections for the porn. If they could bear letting their teacher read the note and talk the teacher into signing it, they deserved to be let into Special Collections.

Re: Fourth Period

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

As Lee trusts Janet completely, he takes the letter in the sealed envelope gratefully. "You're a gem," he says with a grin.

Re: Fourth Period

[janet_fraiser]

Janet would burn in Netu hell for this, if she believed in it. Which she's not so sure she does any more. As it is, she feels a bit guilty, but it's too late now. "Thanks, Lee," she says, grinning at him.

Hopefully the art teacher had a sense of humor.

"You might want to have him seal the envelope after he signs it," said Janet. "You can just tell Cam and Crichton that the letter has to be in a sealed envelope or you'll get in trouble with the library staff. I'll back your story up."

Oh, God. Lightning was going to strike her dead soon.

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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee grins. "I could probably find whatever this is on the internet anyway, but I've always wanted to get into Special Collections. And if it's to see some interesting historical art, why not."