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School Announcements, 1/17/06
The P.A. crackles to life.
"Good morning, student body. I trust that you've all recovered from the strange epidemic of idiocty that plagued the dorms yesterday. Here are today's announcements.
One, the following people have been elected to student representative status.
Representing the freshmen: Mister Sandburg, Miss Longstocking, and Mister Bernadette.
Representing the sophomores: Mister Parker, Miss Isabel Evans, and Miss Kane.
Representing the juniors: Miss Weir, Miss Trebond, and Miss Parker.
Representing the seniors: Miss Callisto, Mister Angel, and Miss Sullivan.
Two, as much as I appreciate the redecoration of my office with pie and golf carts, I fear for student safety from such a precarious ceiling ornament. If those responsible for its placement could return to place the cart in a safer position, the beatings will not have to commence.
Three, thank you all for your lovely Shepherd's pie recipes.
Four, if the owner of the tank of grindylows near the pool could please move them to a safer location, I believe everyone would be grateful.
Five, Teachers are reminded that a list of class absences is due every monday to the office. However, as this reminder is late, we'd ask that they be brought in today.
That is all. Good day and good riddance."
"Good morning, student body. I trust that you've all recovered from the strange epidemic of idiocty that plagued the dorms yesterday. Here are today's announcements.
One, the following people have been elected to student representative status.
Representing the freshmen: Mister Sandburg, Miss Longstocking, and Mister Bernadette.
Representing the sophomores: Mister Parker, Miss Isabel Evans, and Miss Kane.
Representing the juniors: Miss Weir, Miss Trebond, and Miss Parker.
Representing the seniors: Miss Callisto, Mister Angel, and Miss Sullivan.
Two, as much as I appreciate the redecoration of my office with pie and golf carts, I fear for student safety from such a precarious ceiling ornament. If those responsible for its placement could return to place the cart in a safer position, the beatings will not have to commence.
Three, thank you all for your lovely Shepherd's pie recipes.
Four, if the owner of the tank of grindylows near the pool could please move them to a safer location, I believe everyone would be grateful.
Five, Teachers are reminded that a list of class absences is due every monday to the office. However, as this reminder is late, we'd ask that they be brought in today.
That is all. Good day and good riddance."
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Not that there'd been anyone else to elect in the junior class. But still.
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...Not that I, uh. Yeah.