School Announcements, 1/17/06

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

The P.A. crackles to life.

"Good morning, student body. I trust that you've all recovered from the strange epidemic of idiocty that plagued the dorms yesterday. Here are today's announcements.

One, the following people have been elected to student representative status.

Representing the freshmen: Mister Sandburg, Miss Longstocking, and Mister Bernadette.
Representing the sophomores: Mister Parker, Miss Isabel Evans, and Miss Kane.
Representing the juniors: Miss Weir, Miss Trebond, and Miss Parker.
Representing the seniors: Miss Callisto, Mister Angel, and Miss Sullivan.

Two, as much as I appreciate the redecoration of my office with pie and golf carts, I fear for student safety from such a precarious ceiling ornament. If those responsible for its placement could return to place the cart in a safer position, the beatings will not have to commence.

Three, thank you all for your lovely Shepherd's pie recipes.

Four, if the owner of the tank of grindylows near the pool could please move them to a safer location, I believe everyone would be grateful.

Five, Teachers are reminded that a list of class absences is due every monday to the office. However, as this reminder is late, we'd ask that they be brought in today.

That is all. Good day and good riddance."

Comments

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Victor frowned when he heard he had not won the race for representative, even though he had voted for the three who won (he's a good sport, ya know).

He frowned again when Smith made his request regarding the golf cart, but not from disapointment, No, he was thinking.

Technically, Smith wanted it off his ceiling. He said nothing about it being on his wall...

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto did not immediately start planning a StuCo takeover bid.

Really.

She'd already been plotting for weeks.

[janet_fraiser]

Janet didn't know what a grindylow was, but she wondered if they were worth dissecting. After they'd been humanely killed euthanized put out of their misery left to live long, happy lives and died of natural causes, of course.

She also thought Principal Smith seemed a little less psychotic sociopathic antisocial impatient than usual. Interesting.

Today is apparently Janet's day to abuse strikeouts.

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

Ms. Sidle drops off the requested list (http://www.livejournal.com/users/equalsmcsquared/24107.html) before going to class.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

[ooc: D'oh. Sorry. I forgot there was two. Isabel Evans.]

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel's stunned enough at his win that he almost has a facial expression.

He is proud of his girlfriend though.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi is pretty sure she can think of a safer place for the cart...

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

When no one was looking, Parker did a little victory dance.

Not that there'd been anyone else to elect in the junior class. But still.

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander totally looked at Parker while she was dancing. Or would have, if he'd been in the same room, which since he didn't have class til third period, he wasn't unless Parker was dancing in his bed.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Which wouldn't have been possible unless Xander was dreaming. Many things were possible in Xander's bed when he was dreaming.

[soldtoarmenians]

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

[chasingangela]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[soldtoarmenians]

My frog's legs smell like frog legs.


...Not that I, uh. Yeah.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Anakin's face went very blank when he heard the results.

He hated politics.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita scowled when she heard the announcement. Upon a quick glance into her office (the door to which had been tampered with), she strode to the pool.

A few moments later, she returned to her classroom, grindylows having been replaced.

[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe's eyes went a bit wide when she heard her name. She couldn't believe she'd beaten Anakin. Clearly there was a miscount...not that she really felt like asking for one.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna hummed happily when she heard the list of new reps and swung Faithful around as if he was her dancing partner. Faithful complained.