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Welcome Dance - the Gym

The streamers and banners are up. So are a zillion multi-colored helium balloons.

The floor is cleared, and the bandstand is up at the north side of the room, ready for Dusted Bunnies to take their places.

The refreshment table, with the (as yet) unspiked punch is in place. There are chips and stuff as well, Chex mix, a few nachos and some guacamole.

Party on, dudes! And welcome to Fandom High.

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'Cause the band needs to test the amps.

Lots and lots of red fruity and lemonde type dixie cups, plus the big bowls. Help yourselves.

Hidin' from zombies; floatin' on chairs
Shot the librarian and no one cares--
Doesn't matter anyway!

Meow, meow,
Is what he said
Meow, meow
In my head
But I'm okay
'Cause we're so catty anyway...

There's a giant snake at the window
don't know why she's there
She says that she's a student
But no one sodding cares!

Blondes are dumb
so I dye my hair
Pink is stylin'
Anywhere!
Get in my face
and I'll show you there's
a singer who always dares
to
guitar riff
Strip your ends
Trip your switches
Blow your mind
Grab the riches
Find the man
'Scape the sitches
'cuz
blondes are dumb
but I don't care...

"Cuddlebug ('05 Remix)" and

Cuddlebug lyrics, D-Bunnies style"
Baby when yer down 'n
when yer feelin' blue
Call me up late at night
There's sumpin' I can do fer you
Don't call your sodding boyfriend
(He's a thug!)
I'm better for you baby
'Cause I'm your squalling cuddlebug!

Tell me I'm pretty,
stupid
Or tell me I'm pretty stupid
Change the phrase
And I'll change the praise
For the one
who told me best of all
first of all
last of all
most of all:
you're pretty....
stupid.

Don't call
Don't write
Don't tell me
good night

Don't lie
Don't pry
Don't give me
good-bye

Never there, no surprise
Fakers of alibis!
Don't curse your luck
When you're sad
Just remember:
men suck!

Guns of Navaronne
Al Capone?
Castiglione
All the clones
carrying cards to say
Bullets for me, yay
Bullets for tea, way
Bullets at sea, say

But they miss out on this:
Doesn't matter if you don't miss!

Bulletproof glass will kick your ass!
Kevlar's better than big-mouthed bass!
Body armor, donor hearts worth far more
than any kind of poison gas!
Bulletproof glass will kick your ass!

The band members come in with guitar cases, amps, and a trap set borrowed from the music room, and start setting up. Zero taps the mike. "Check, check. Check. 'You and me could be--' no, Emma, you're sharp."

I will not smell
like baby powder!
Take a whiff of my
girl power!

(Lyrics by Skank Zero Hopeless-Savage)

(The D-Bunnies cover the Ramones!)

Well I don't care about history
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
'Cause that's not where I wanna be
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
I just wanna have some kicks
I just wanna get some chicks
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school

Well the girls out there knock me out, you know
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
Cruisin' around in my GTO
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school
I hate the teachers and the principal
Don't wanna be taught to be no fool
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school

((Whose mun's inspiration has run dry so please, feel free to make up your own. Gremlin rhymes with tremblin', Kremlin, and zeppelin))

(The D-Bunnies cover the Ramones!)

A letter to you on a cassette
'Cause we don't write anymore
Gotta make it up quickly
There's people asleep on the second floor
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
Truth beauty and a picture of you

You'll be walking your dog in a few hours
I'll be asleep in my brother's house
You're a thousand miles away
With food between your teeth
Come up for summer I've got a place near the beach
There's room for your dog

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
Truth beauty and a picture of you

If you dare. Remember, this is Zero's band. Her call.

'Cause they need some punch too.

'Cause you know someone will.

Someone's probably already lurking there, but you can too.

Fix your make-up, cry, gossip, bitch, catfight, whatever.

Flirt with Flora here.

SLAM DANCE!

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Welcome Dance - the Gym

Sound Check

Punch (pre-spiking)

Songs! "Meow"

Songs! "Blondes Are Dumb (So I Dye My Hair)"

Songs! "Cuddlebug (D-Bunnies Remix)

Songs! "Tell Me I'm Pretty, Stupid"

Songs! "Men Suck"

Songs! "Bulletproof Glass"

Re: Sound Check

Songs! "Baby Powder"

The Gremlin Song

Songs! "Rock'n'Roll High School!"

Re: The Gremlin Song

Songs! "No Aphrodisiac"

Songs! - Request

Talk to the Dusted Bunnies - Break at 9pm

Punch - (post -spiking)

Shadowy Corner, near the Bleachers

Women's Room

Chaperone - The Tick

Chaperone - Josh Lyman

Chaperone - Vice Principal Hawkeye Pierce

Re: Talk to the Dusted Bunnies - Break at 9pm

Chaperone - Autolychus

Mosh Pit! MOSH MOSH MOSH!