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School Announcements, 1/11/06
The P.A. crackles to life.
"I hate all of you.
One, the Pool is closed for sanitary purposes. It shall be scrubbed, bleached, deloused, de-cootie-ified, and disinfected. In addition, all the tile shall be ripped up and replaced. This will take some time, so the pool will not be available for use until... Monday.
Two, on a note that follows similar to one. Han Solo, Maia Rutledge, James Ford, Lana Lang, and John Sheppard will all report to detention this weekend. You people disgust me with your filthy behavior and improper use of public school facilities. Mister Solo, you will now be serving another detention. Congratulations on becoming a regular customer.
Three, TAships and independant studies counting, ten is now the limit for school class involvement. Over-achievers disgust me as well. Efficiency is running at a capacity you can handle.
Four, I will be absent from my office today. I am going to buy myself a new tie on the mainland, and I am having a new desk installed. Complaints can go elsewhere today.
Don't get naked in public. Good day, students."
[ooc: Yes, 10 is now the upwards limit of classes, TAs and Independant Studies counting. 3 is the minimum, 10 is the maximum. And I disappear for today until approx 5 pm CST, sadly, so no Smith on campus today.
...he still sees all.]
"I hate all of you.
One, the Pool is closed for sanitary purposes. It shall be scrubbed, bleached, deloused, de-cootie-ified, and disinfected. In addition, all the tile shall be ripped up and replaced. This will take some time, so the pool will not be available for use until... Monday.
Two, on a note that follows similar to one. Han Solo, Maia Rutledge, James Ford, Lana Lang, and John Sheppard will all report to detention this weekend. You people disgust me with your filthy behavior and improper use of public school facilities. Mister Solo, you will now be serving another detention. Congratulations on becoming a regular customer.
Three, TAships and independant studies counting, ten is now the limit for school class involvement. Over-achievers disgust me as well. Efficiency is running at a capacity you can handle.
Four, I will be absent from my office today. I am going to buy myself a new tie on the mainland, and I am having a new desk installed. Complaints can go elsewhere today.
Don't get naked in public. Good day, students."
[ooc: Yes, 10 is now the upwards limit of classes, TAs and Independant Studies counting. 3 is the minimum, 10 is the maximum. And I disappear for today until approx 5 pm CST, sadly, so no Smith on campus today.
...he still sees all.]
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