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Advanced Criminal Justice (Class 1), Period 2, 01.10.05
[OOC: It's good to be back! Now using limited OCD threads! Class Info Post.]
The Tick is standing at a podium in the front of the room. Lockheed is back on top of a specific bookcase in the room. Furthermore, there is a squid in a bowl on Tick's desk. On the bowl is a note reading "LOST SQUID." Once all the students have filed in, The Tick hands out the syllabiwhich are just the C.I.P. linked above but more IC, shh and speaks to the class.
"Hello, students! In case you were unaware, I am Professor Tick and I shall be your guide in this mysterious land that we call Justice! This semester we will be taking on subjects that are... Well, actually, I don't know what they are yet, but they should be keen! "
"A couple orders of business to take care of. First, since this is an advanced class, you'll be expected to do a bit more than you did last semester. Therefore, you have weekly homework now. More on that later. You will also have two quizzes, a paper, a group project, and the Final Exam at the end of the year. I'm confident that you will all survive these trials, though! And there will be weekly extra credit, of course."
"Now let's get to a little discussion! It's light stuff today, class. Stand up, give your name, and tell the class something you've done in the Name of Justice!"
"Every week, you will have a homework assignment. The assignment is called The Weekly Metaphor! Each week I'll give you a prompt and you will have to use your fine metaphor skills to make the prompt relate to Justice in some way. [OOC: See the duck question on last semester's final to see how this works.] This week's prompt is mules."
"And finally, I'm giving you the opportunity to do weekly extra credit. This week's EC Prompt is: come up with a superhero name for yourself."
"Extra Credit and The Weekly Metaphor must be turned in on Thursday [OOC: Or in slowplay terms, by class on the following Tuesday.] Again, I look forward to all of your contributions throughout the next 16 weeks. Go ahead and discuss!"
The Tick is standing at a podium in the front of the room. Lockheed is back on top of a specific bookcase in the room. Furthermore, there is a squid in a bowl on Tick's desk. On the bowl is a note reading "LOST SQUID." Once all the students have filed in, The Tick hands out the syllabi
"Hello, students! In case you were unaware, I am Professor Tick and I shall be your guide in this mysterious land that we call Justice! This semester we will be taking on subjects that are... Well, actually, I don't know what they are yet, but they should be keen! "
"A couple orders of business to take care of. First, since this is an advanced class, you'll be expected to do a bit more than you did last semester. Therefore, you have weekly homework now. More on that later. You will also have two quizzes, a paper, a group project, and the Final Exam at the end of the year. I'm confident that you will all survive these trials, though! And there will be weekly extra credit, of course."
"Now let's get to a little discussion! It's light stuff today, class. Stand up, give your name, and tell the class something you've done in the Name of Justice!"
"Every week, you will have a homework assignment. The assignment is called The Weekly Metaphor! Each week I'll give you a prompt and you will have to use your fine metaphor skills to make the prompt relate to Justice in some way. [OOC: See the duck question on last semester's final to see how this works.] This week's prompt is mules."
"And finally, I'm giving you the opportunity to do weekly extra credit. This week's EC Prompt is: come up with a superhero name for yourself."
"Extra Credit and The Weekly Metaphor must be turned in on Thursday [OOC: Or in slowplay terms, by class on the following Tuesday.] Again, I look forward to all of your contributions throughout the next 16 weeks. Go ahead and discuss!"
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Superhero name:
BatmanThe Dark AvengerHelper of the help - nah that's stupidChampi - nah that's dumb tooProtector of the city?Metaphor: Justice is like a mule in that you think having it around will be really helpful and make your life easier, only the mule's difficult to work with and is really stubborn, just like folks in your town can be really stubborn and refuse to see that, hello, vampires and demons everywhere and just how many people really can accidentally stab themselves with barbeque forks in a single year 'cause, come on, that's gotta be no more than five, ten people tops. Maybe twelve if they're all from the same family.
And then you're there and you're trying to save the life of somebody's girlfriend only he's all pissed off at you because you're making him look like a wimp and she's hitting you with her purse because she thinks you're some kind of sick stalker and all you really wanted to do is go home early that night, watch some Bitterwoman, and maybe get a couple of hours of brooding in but there's this whole damn destiny thing plus this girl you're kinda trying to impress not that that worked out and now all you want to do is hit your head against a wall which is exactly how you feel when you're dealing with a mule. Of justice.
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See, that's what I keep telling people! But they keep harping on it! Like what? I'm supposed to start wearing plaid?
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Don't worry, man. I'm sure we can find you black thights.
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