Lifestyle Seminar, here today.

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The score is 127 for 5 (Flintoff caught and bowled by Warne), and the players are off for lunch. FOW at 2, 67, 67, 109, 126. Slartibartfast turns off the radio, opens his door and looks out at the deserted corridors of the school. He pins a note to the door.

Lifestyle seminar. Please come in and discuss your recent writing assignment, I'll be back in a bit.

And then he strolls off down the hall, leaving the door open, looking for some refreshment himself.

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How do we cope? He's banned most milk products from our dinners. And in a country with so many cows, the cooks have to get pretty crafty with meals. Just one of the many ways he's made my life worse.