fandomhigh | Study Hall (12/07/2005)

Shep watches the two girls go back and forth. He has no idea what they're talking about.

"Um... huh? I've kissed all of two people here - O'Neill and Beka Valentine. So feel free to keep fighting over me, by all means, but consider me clueless."

Gives Lana a look, "And I'm not playing. I really don't know what the hell you two are on about."

By now, a crooked smile has split her face and she's laughing.

"Maybe we should just double team you again. What do you say, Lana?"

"Again? I don't think we did it a first time!"

"You're right. I think Shep and I double-teamed you."

"What?" Lana's eyes go wide and she turns beet red. "I don't... I mean... what... you two never..."

"Yep. Just verbally, which is simply aural sex. Damn you're cute when you get to blushing."

"How do I always end up in over my head with the two of you?!"

Lana hides her face again.

"Practice, darlin, long practice. Wouldn't mind ending up in over my head with you." The eyebrow trick again.

Lana can't even respond to this she's so flustered. But she's still smiling at least.

Wha'da'ya again? Who the hell are you?

"Musta been some GOOOD drugs, Shep darlin'."

I think you're on the good drugs. And who the hell are you? You sound like my speech prof with that 'darlin' crap.

*Shep is good and confused now and getting just the slightest bit edgy about this girl who clearly knows both him and Lana whom he has never met.*

"Nah, I ain't CJ. I probably should talk to her at some point soon."

She leans in and brushes a ghost of a kiss over him. "Bring back any memories? Of course, to do it right, you have to dodge out of the way and right into it."

"Yes you should... hopefully to set up some grammar lessons."

Shep jumps back as this girl kisses him before even introducing herself. "Now look, dear, I may have a reputation for being friendly and all... but where I'm from, most girls at least tell you their name before jumping you."

He squints at the girl, the vaguest sense of a memory coming to him, but he can't quite place it.

Lana can't help but laugh at the look on Shep's face.

Now that the cat's out of the bag... or dress as the case may be, Shep tosses his pen at Lana's head.

"You knew but you weren't gonna say anything. You were just gonna let me sweat while you kicked back and watched, huh?"

His tone is accusitory, but he's smiling.

"Yep. Figured I owed you. " She smiles at him. "Plus, you're right. It's a lot of fun."

What, dragging this out... or what Han was suggesting for the three of us?

*Shep raises an eyebrow and waits to see if she caught that part.*

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lovelylana.livejournal.com - 2005-12-07 20:33 (UTC) - Expand

In the primmest, most polished form imaginable, she says, "Very well, Mr. Shepphard, if my downport accent offends you, perhaps I should remove it. And since the lovely Miss Lang and I seem to be offending you as well, perhaps I should remove us from the situation as well. I was unaware a level one closed-lipped brush was considered "jumping" someone. But in the interests of preserving your reputation..." she stands up.

Now thorougly confused, Shep just watches her rise. All he can think to say is, "Lana's not offending me. And I don't think you're offending me as much as confusing the everloving crap out of me. I'm starting to get the weirdest feeling that I should know you, but I know I don't. And yet you act like I should. But again with the 'don'ting.'"

Unable to take more, she bursts out laughing. "You don't listen to the radio, huh, pal?"

She flops down on the chair beside him, the position all Han's usual sprawl, looking very odd an a girl her size. "I'm Han. I kinda woke up all girly Saturday."

"...I don't always get the chan-

You're WHO?"

Shep leans back and studies the person across from him. The facial structure and the eyes do seem remarkably Han-like.

"Dude... that has to suck. Tell me the cracked out candy from town isn't responsible for this one too."

He makes the very deliberate choice not to mention that Han has now kissed him twice... because he's not quite sure where he stands on that particular issue.

A double eyebrow waggle tips her Han is more than willing to keep confusing Shep.

Lana hides her face in her hands. "Okay, I'm trying here," she says through her giggles.