Pageant Rehearsal

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

A sign is posted outside the Fandom High theater:

Any Person Entering
Will Be Assumed
to Be a Part of
the Pageant and
Will Be Treated
Accordingly

Inside... Dean Bristow sits, looking over some plans...

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Re: Singing

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Jingle-" Cally harrumphs. "For frak's sake, this is the stupidest song ever, seriously.

Re: Singing

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"You know what this song needs?" Callisto says, very deliberately not lokoing at Anakin.

Re: Singing

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Anakin grumbled and pulled the banthabell from under his seat.

"Fine," he said. "You sing, I clang, okay?"

Re: Singing

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Okay," Callisto grins at Anakin.

"Jingle Bells"

Re: Singing

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Anakin hit the bell with the banthabell stick. "Clang!"

Re: Singing

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Jingle Bells"

Re: Singing

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Jingle all the way."

Re: Singing

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Anakin stopped himself from rolling his eyes. "Clang."

He leaned over and whispered to Callisto, "This really is one of the dumbest songs ever."

Re: Singing

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"You're telling me?" Callisto whispers back. "What'd you do to get roped into this?"

In a more normal tone she continues singing. "Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh."

Re: Singing

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

"Clang."

He sighed. "Gave fashion advice to DEATH. In hindsight, a very, very bad idea."

He looked over at Callisto's sheet music. "Blast, how long is this song?"

Re: Singing

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto turns the sheet over. "Far too long. Stupid gypsies gremlins."

Re: Singing

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

"Gremlins are concentrated Dark Side, I'm sure of it," Anakin muttered, clanging his banthabell at tuneful, if slightly vehement, intervals.

Re: Singing

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Lowering his voice and smiling, John says, "Wanna hear the funny version?"

Re: Singing

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"There's a funny version?" Cally raises an eyebrow.

Re: Singing

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"We're not we gonna get in trouble for it, are we?" Callisto adds.

Re: Singing

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"We're doing a pageant, we're already in trouble." John clears his throat.

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin layed an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
And the Joker got away - hey!

Re: Singing

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally stares. "Erm... and why is that funny, exactly?"

Re: Singing

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

"I also fail to see the humor, Mr. Crichton."

Re: Singing

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John gulps and stutters. "Uh, about a special FH rendition?"

Jingle Bells
Locker 327 pukes shells
Zombies ate my leg!
What the cafeteria serves might contain people!
And even gremlins joined the fray - hey!

Re: Singing

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto facepalms.

Re: Singing

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

"Mr. Crichton. Step down from the stage. Come here." Dean Bristow beckons John to his seat in the theater.

Re: Singing

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John gulps, makes a quick scan for the nearest exit and trudges over to the Dean's seat.

Re: Singing

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

The Dean smiles pleasantly at John. "How much do you know about pressure points?"

Re: Singing

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John smiles back. "Um, not a lot, sir. I bet they could be made to hurt though."

Re: Singing

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

"Indeed. It's a helpful thing to keep in mind. I suggest research on the topic, although I'm told few know the location of all of them." The Dean returns to some notations. "Return to the stage."