Pageant Rehearsal

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

A sign is posted outside the Fandom High theater:

Any Person Entering
Will Be Assumed
to Be a Part of
the Pageant and
Will Be Treated
Accordingly

Inside... Dean Bristow sits, looking over some plans...

Comments

Re: Singing

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"There's a funny version?" Cally raises an eyebrow.

Re: Singing

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"We're not we gonna get in trouble for it, are we?" Callisto adds.

Re: Singing

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"We're doing a pageant, we're already in trouble." John clears his throat.

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin layed an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
And the Joker got away - hey!

Re: Singing

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally stares. "Erm... and why is that funny, exactly?"

Re: Singing

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

"I also fail to see the humor, Mr. Crichton."

Re: Singing

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John gulps and stutters. "Uh, about a special FH rendition?"

Jingle Bells
Locker 327 pukes shells
Zombies ate my leg!
What the cafeteria serves might contain people!
And even gremlins joined the fray - hey!

Re: Singing

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto facepalms.

Re: Singing

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

"Mr. Crichton. Step down from the stage. Come here." Dean Bristow beckons John to his seat in the theater.

Re: Singing

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John gulps, makes a quick scan for the nearest exit and trudges over to the Dean's seat.

Re: Singing

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

The Dean smiles pleasantly at John. "How much do you know about pressure points?"

Re: Singing

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John smiles back. "Um, not a lot, sir. I bet they could be made to hurt though."

Re: Singing

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

"Indeed. It's a helpful thing to keep in mind. I suggest research on the topic, although I'm told few know the location of all of them." The Dean returns to some notations. "Return to the stage."

Re: Singing

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Yes, sir," John says and runs walks back to the stage.

Re: Singing

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

"Oh, and Mr. Crichton?"

Re: Singing

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John stops and turns around slowly. "Uh, yes sir?"

Re: Singing

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

"We'll be adding a solo rendition of Dominic the Donkey. I'm told you're the man for the job. Please be prepared."