The Library (Thursday)

[swerval_zero]

Around ten, Zero comes by the library and, realizing it's still locked down, sets about opening it up. The first person to enter will find that half of the lights are still off and a very pissed-off pink cat is sitting on the Circulations Desk.

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[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

"Cats is good," Elizabeth nods. "It has a sort of poetic justice to it. Avenue Q has some great songs too."

She shakes her head. "God knows what his old school must have been like."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I don't want to see him singing The Internet is for Porn. No way. But I'll be he does a mean There is LIfe Outside Your Apartment."

"I'd like to think it's all an accident," Parker says dubiously. "But at the very least, if they knew what those books were? Nearly criminal negligence. He's such a twit, they had to know he might screw up taking care of those books."

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth laughs. "No, The Internet is for Porn would be disturbing, I agree." She pauses. "Life Outside Your Apartment, yes. What Do You Do With a B.A. in English? could also be quite amusing."

She sighs. "I wouldn't trust him with a blueberry scone copy of Winnie the Pooh," she says.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Not to mention appropriate. He really does have clueless Lib Arts major scrawled all over him in Crayon." Parker grimaced. "Well, he's Dr. Pierson's problem now. And ours to torment if he crosses us. I expect he'll just avoid the hell out of us once he gets his library card."

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

"He does," Elizabeth nodded, before laughing. "I can see him ending up as a librarian himself."

[swerval_zero]

What about "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me"?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Way, way too appopriate. *Definitely* on the list."

[swerval_zero]

I'll make him a lyrics booklet.

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((mi mi mi
--- looks directly at Zero ---
Schaaaaa-denfreude! Schaaa-denfreude!
People taking pleasure in your pain! ))