Shop Class: 12/1

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Upon entering the Danger Room Shop, you'll find that Mac has set it up to look like an abadoned mine which has recently caved in.

"Today's assignment? Using the elements around you, find a way to escape from the collapsed mine entrance."

Mac pauses a second before saying: "Try not to blow yourself up this time O'Neill."

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Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"That actually does help. Huh." Jack stood still for a moment and thought.

"Well, the best way to go is the simplest, that means digging. Digging up up stupid, digging straight is even dumber so I'm gonna wanna angle up and hope I don't hit anything stupid in the mean time."

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Okay. So what are you going to use to dig? How are you going to determine in which direction to dig?"

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"I was thinking maybe start with the shovel and hope it doesn't break this time and then when it does, because it will, the pick axe that may-or-may-not have lodged in my skull when I got boomed last time.

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Which direction? Up and sideways?"

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam closed her eyes and resumed counting. In Greek this time, for variety. Professor Dream would be so proud.

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"What?" Jack asked innocently. "What did I say?"

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

The silent counting switched over to Hebrew. "I can't give you any more help without making it my solution to the problem, Jack. Just...go ahead, and whatever happens, well, I'll make sure the pretend eulogy is very fitting."

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Jack begins digging. "I can see it now: Here lays Jack, killed in a mine. Again. At least he didn't choke on a goldfish."

Re: Class Assignment

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam facepalmed.

Re: Class Assignment

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Again."