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Shop Class: 12/1

Upon entering the Danger Room Shop, you'll find that Mac has set it up to look like an abadoned mine which has recently caved in.

"Today's assignment? Using the elements around you, find a way to escape from the collapsed mine entrance."

Mac pauses a second before saying: "Try not to blow yourself up this time O'Neill."
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[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"After that part." She rolled her eyes and began counting to twenty in Goa'uld under her breath.

She whispered, "If it helps, pretend I'm unconscious, Daniel's been captured, Teal'c's on recon, we're stuck in the mine on some godawful planet the MALP said was perfectly lovely, and you're all that stands between us getting out alive or not."

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[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
From across the room Mac doesn't here the whisper, but he does hear O'Neill give the smart alecky "Don't Die." remark.

"Carter! I give you the right to smack O'Neill around if he misbehaves!"

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[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thanks, Mac!" She grinned evilly back at O'Neill. "And now I have power."

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[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're not gonna go all 'Doc' on me, are you?"

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[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"'course not. I'm taller. And don't use needles."

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[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Everyone's taller than Doc."

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[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"A plauge! A plauge upon your soul! And the mullet's soul too!"

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[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
The mullet seems to fluff in response to the remark. Or it could be just an idle breeze

Mac smirks. "Don't push your luck, O'Neill. I haven't given detention yet. Doesn't mean I won't."

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[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fine. But when she kills me for real? I'm gonna come back and switch your haircare products around."

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[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Mac rolls his eyes. "Yeah. You really got me worried O'Neill. It's not like I can't make my own shampoo and conditioner if the moment calls for it."

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[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"I... just don't wanna think about what would be in it."

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[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Get your mind out of the gutter. All you need to do is find the proper elements in nature. Like finding the proper elements in the cave here to get your ass out. Get to work on your assignment."

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[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, I was distracted! Conspiracy."

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[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"That actually does help. Huh." Jack stood still for a moment and thought.

"Well, the best way to go is the simplest, that means digging. Digging up up stupid, digging straight is even dumber so I'm gonna wanna angle up and hope I don't hit anything stupid in the mean time."

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[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay. So what are you going to use to dig? How are you going to determine in which direction to dig?"

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[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-12-02 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
"I was thinking maybe start with the shovel and hope it doesn't break this time and then when it does, because it will, the pick axe that may-or-may-not have lodged in my skull when I got boomed last time.

...

Which direction? Up and sideways?"

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[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2005-12-02 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Sam closed her eyes and resumed counting. In Greek this time, for variety. Professor Dream would be so proud.

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[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-12-02 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
"What?" Jack asked innocently. "What did I say?"

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[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2005-12-02 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The silent counting switched over to Hebrew. "I can't give you any more help without making it my solution to the problem, Jack. Just...go ahead, and whatever happens, well, I'll make sure the pretend eulogy is very fitting."

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[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-12-03 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Jack begins digging. "I can see it now: Here lays Jack, killed in a mine. Again. At least he didn't choke on a goldfish."

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[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2005-12-03 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Sam facepalmed.

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[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-12-03 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Again."
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