http://godinakilt.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] godinakilt.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-11-08 05:58 pm
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Arthurian Traditions for Tuesday

"All right, class, today we'll be NaNoing like mad continuing our discussion of the role of women in Arthurian legends," Camulus begins without preamble. "We were talking about the segregation of the sexes in the City of Legions and how the chivalric code was tied to this." He grins. "Today we will be talking about how women are, in short, the reason for all the evil in this world. Not that I, myself, have anything against women. I happen to be an equal opportunity overlord. However, in Arthur's world women were the clue that held society together and functioning. More specifically, it was the virtue, chastity, and self-control of women that kept society functioning. You can imagine what happened when the women gave into their, ah, animal desires.

"I suppose this needs some explaining. Arthur's queen was Guinevere, who was the pinnacle of women in the City of Legions. Arthur also had a knight named Launcelot. Let's just say that Barbossa would be reporting with glee what these two got up to behind Arthur's back. Of course, Arthur found out and Launcelot was banished. Some stories say that Guinevere was burned at the stake for her adultery, but that is a very recent addition to the legend that isn't in any of the materials we work with. After Launcelot was gone, Arthur also had to leave, as he was called away by the Pope, who I believe is the First Prime of the Christian God. While he was on his way to see this man, his nephew seized power for himself. But more importantly, he seized Guinevere. Adultery number two on her part. She escaped Mordred and became a nun, but the important thing is that it is the so-called Rape of Guinevere that causes Arthur to come stampeding back to his death. Guinevere is also the reason that Launcelot and a good number of Arthur's knights are unable to aid him in this final battle, in which he dies.

"The begetting of Mordred himself is the sin of woman, as well. Mordred was not only Arthur's nephew, he was his son by Morgan le Fay. Morgan made sure the whole court knew about this relationship, as well. Morgan's bitterness was supposedly caused by being cast out of the court following an affair with Merlin, Arthur's chief advisor, who was also a wizard or a druid.

"Why then do we care? Because all this came to a head in the poem Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, which we will be looking at next." He frowns down at the books stacked on his desk. "I couldn't find a suitable modern translation for you to read, but I can get one. I'll leave it in the classroom and you can pick it up sometime before next class."

He looks up at the class. "No homework, but I do have a question - what is the connection between the Holy Grail and Guinevere?"

[[So true about lack of Gawain online. I'll still be looking, but it may be in the form of scans of one of my books. Seperate post to follow.]]

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Angelus stared at him for a long moment before the penny dropped. He rolled his eyes and scribbled a note, flinging it in such a way that if Bel didn't catch it it would ping off his head.

Not like that, jackass. For God's sake fuck her brains out if you want to. Take pictures. Mazel tov.
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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2005-11-09 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Belthazor caught the note just in time. He read it, then hastily scribbled a reply and tossed it at Angelus.

I'm not!

So, there was no hidden meaning in what you said?

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Angelus flicked it back at him.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Or perhaps it's fraught with meaning and you just misunderstood any hint of disapproval on my part. I'm feeling coy today. I may never tell you which of the two it was.

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I spy with my supersekrit note-stealing powers... Dommy bastard. Play with our bodies, not our minds!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Again I don't feel a need to limit myself to one

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You know the 'and' works for me.